#1 By: pesco, January 31st, 2014 12:50
#2 By: Frank Diekman, January 31st, 2014 13:16
They're the happiest meals of all.
#3 By: Tim, January 31st, 2014 13:29
I would think Ecstasy would be more appropriate.
#4 By: Mellivora Capensis, January 31st, 2014 13:33
Healthiest Happy Meal™ ever.
#5 By: Charleston Chu, January 31st, 2014 13:35
If you find drugs in your happy meal, don't say anything…everybody will want some!
#6 By: Tom Mathews, January 31st, 2014 14:05
Why in the world would you choose such a common phrase. "I'd love a delicious Big Mac plain." would be much less likely to provide false-positive matches.
#7 By: Cary, January 31st, 2014 14:37
Happy Meal Royale -- with an outrageous French accent.
#8 By: Edwin Gore, January 31st, 2014 15:10
Are they positive that it's not just a new corporate policy to increase return customers?
#9 By: Michael Smith, January 31st, 2014 15:13
There used to be a doughnut van at the Victoria Market in Melbourne where if you asked for extra sugar the price went to 70 dollars.
#10 By: Andrew Fox, January 31st, 2014 15:48
We had a guy who worked at a local KFC selling weed at the drive through, using "extra biscuit" as his code word. It all worked fine and dandy until an off-duty sheriff's deputy actually tried to order an extra biscuit…
#11 By: gilbert wham, January 31st, 2014 18:18
Surely he was just adding value?
#12 By: Noah Django Gross, February 1st, 2014 01:28
my buddy Cre used the drivethru he worked at to sling acid in the 90s. it's actually a get-over for the dealer: you get to keep "office hours,' your clients don't have to know where your crib is at, and you don't have to drive all over town to make deals all day.
#13 By: Peter, February 1st, 2014 07:04
So what's the secret code phrase you use if you want your drug dealer to include an order of fries?
#14 By: , February 1st, 2014 09:16
I loved this episode in L.A. Noire!
#15 By: pesco, February 5th, 2014 12:50
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