Clearly, the goat follows the bushidÅ of the Confucian samurai.
āGoat perfectly happy on roof; tells police to get bentā
The police were going to bring in a chupacabra but did not seem to be able to find one.
Goats are awesome. I remember seeing one most of the way up a tree once, middle of nowhere, nothing around the tree. To this day I suspect he teleported up there.
Having living in Gresham, Iām surprised there isnāt more goat handling awareness there. The area butts right up against farming lands, so itās not unheard of for people to own a goat. Itās got a weird mix of suburban sprawl and farming community, usually the farmers just get punted out but in Gresham they managed to mingle.
Other comments mention this area is next to farmland. Maybe thatās why the cops didnāt just shoot the thing and bill the owner for the bullet. Thatās what they would have done in NYC.
And that manā¦ is George Clooney.
Kids these days.
Police believe the goat climbed a ramp to get to his lofty position.
See, this leads me to believe that the goat was allowed on the roof, and what folks needed to be doing was minding their own business.
Goats are no laughing matter. http://www.goat-trauma.org/
Heāll come down when he gets hungry. You ever see a Goat skeleton on a roof?
Who knew Cormac McCarthy wrote goats.
This goat and/or its owner is obviously a Philip K. Dick fan with a particular fondness for Do Anfroids Dream of Electric Sheep and a desire to appear moderately wealthy.
Or else thatās a metaphor and the Goat has fast-tracked itās way to āloftyā corporate success on the ārampā of cynical exploitation.
I beg to differ. That man isā¦ Chuck Norris.
If such a malicious, black-hearted goat respects only one man, what sort of nightmarish abyss of a soul must that man have? Antichrist, thou art revealed!
