#1 By: Jason, September 2nd, 2013 10:02
#2 By: Dwight Friesen, September 2nd, 2013 10:27
Clearly, the goat follows the bushidō of the Confucian samurai.
#3 By: gilbert wham, September 2nd, 2013 10:53
'Goat perfectly happy on roof; tells police to get bent'
#4 By: Earl Hoppe, September 2nd, 2013 11:23
The police were going to bring in a chupacabra but did not seem to be able to find one.
#5 By: Nathan Hornby, September 2nd, 2013 12:14
Goats are awesome. I remember seeing one most of the way up a tree once, middle of nowhere, nothing around the tree. To this day I suspect he teleported up there.
#6 By: xzzy, September 2nd, 2013 12:17
Having living in Gresham, I'm surprised there isn't more goat handling awareness there. The area butts right up against farming lands, so it's not unheard of for people to own a goat. It's got a weird mix of suburban sprawl and farming community, usually the farmers just get punted out but in Gresham they managed to mingle.
#7 By: Michael Vilain, September 2nd, 2013 12:43
Other comments mention this area is next to farmland. Maybe that's why the cops didn't just shoot the thing and bill the owner for the bullet. That's what they would have done in NYC.
#8 By: Halloween Jack, September 2nd, 2013 14:18
And that man... is George Clooney.
#9 By: robward, September 2nd, 2013 14:23
#10 By: gilbert wham, September 2nd, 2013 14:56
Police believe the goat climbed a ramp to get to his lofty position.
See, this leads me to believe that the goat was allowed on the roof, and what folks needed to be doing was minding their own business.
#11 By: Kathy Brown, September 2nd, 2013 17:44
Goats are no laughing matter. http://www.goat-trauma.org/
#12 By: Sam Paul, September 2nd, 2013 18:39
He'll come down when he gets hungry. You ever see a Goat skeleton on a roof?
#13 By: kstop, September 2nd, 2013 18:51
Who knew Cormac McCarthy wrote goats.
#14 By: Noah, September 2nd, 2013 18:51
This goat and/or its owner is obviously a Philip K. Dick fan with a particular fondness for Do Anfroids Dream of Electric Sheep and a desire to appear moderately wealthy.
#15 By: The Mudshark, September 2nd, 2013 18:58
Were you perhaps travelling in Morocco?
Everyone knows that goats can navigate extreme terrain but ... trees? Watch these skilled mammals hop gracefully from branch to branch.
#16 By: Itsumishi, September 2nd, 2013 19:00
#17 By: robulus, September 3rd, 2013 02:48
Or else that's a metaphor and the Goat has fast-tracked it's way to 'lofty' corporate success on the 'ramp' of cynical exploitation.
#18 By: Tim Drage, September 3rd, 2013 04:48
#19 By: Edward Harris, September 3rd, 2013 09:39
I beg to differ. That man is... Chuck Norris.
#20 By: Jim_Davison, September 3rd, 2013 10:32
If such a malicious, black-hearted goat respects only one man, what sort of nightmarish abyss of a soul must that man have? Antichrist, thou art revealed!
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