U.S. Patent and Trademark Office doesn't like comfy balls

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If you had body-modification to this portion of your anatomy [presuming you are of the sort to a) have this portion of the anatomy b) be into body modification and c) be into body modification of this portion of the anatomy], would it now be considered a Hacky-Sack?

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Cozy Cojones™

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Loin Girders

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Scrotum squeezer.

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Package-Sackage.

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Need more support? You need Sausage Skins!

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Cradling Codpiece

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The Testicle Vestibule.

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The Drainer Container.

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Toasty Testicles
Gloved Gonads
Egg Envelope

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No-ouch pouch.

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Pity they’re not an energy drink manufacturer.

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The Batwing Assassin

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Gonad Glove would be a weiner.

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Bollos Huevos

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HuevosCómodos

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You beat me to it!

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Eat moar shorts! :tm:

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