Wear that in Rome and your ownership span of your Ipad and loose bills will be approximately 15 seconds. Put your wallet and passport in there too just for giggles.
In the US you might have a year or so before you find out large open pockets aren't really the best for storing things of value on the street.
If only he had a bow-tie, then his "I'm zany! Look at me! I'm Zany!" routine could power the state of Delaware for a week.
$2 bills are what over-the-hill douchebags tip with in doomed attempts to flirt with cute bartenders/waitresses/strippers.
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