āSearch Engine Optimization ruined my steaksā
The grill for people who hate grilling, but want to look like they know how to grill.
Remote control cooking lacks much- like food prep, which the Richie Riches who could afford this crap canāt be troubled with. Sounds like something that might be used as an ordinary grill later.
And whatās the recipe database? āTo Serve Manā?
Hold on, reading this it seems like Iām expected to get up and put the frickin meat on myself, with my appendages or whatever!? Fatal Design Flaw.
Ok, grill-gleā¦
When I said in the Microwave cookbook thread, you cook food by putting fire under it, this is not what I had in mindā¦
Wow, this sounds like someone read The Secrets of the Wholly Grill and thought āwhat a good ideaā. (ah,man, that book. It was the first time I really became aware of the issues with copyright and absurd licenses.)
That was my impression too; at first, I wondered who really needed help with the first and easiest form of cooking, but then I remembered that I do know people who literally canāt boil water without help (theyād leave the pot on the stove and not check on it because they thought that, like a microwave, it would shut itself off when it was ādoneā).
Ping grill
ā¦Grill responding!
Activate burger program
ā¦Burgers sizzling, sir!
Thatās maāam!
ā¦Maāam sizzling, sir!
No, nevermind.
ā¦canceling burgers, sir!
Just make me a goddam burger!
ā¦ok, youāre a burger!
No one likes a smartass, grill.
ā¦I love you too, sir.
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