frauenfelder — 2014-01-08T16:06:19-05:00 — #1
skabob — 2014-01-08T16:12:17-05:00 — #2
'Search Engine Optimization ruined my steaks'
thorzdad — 2014-01-08T16:16:14-05:00 — #3
The grill for people who hate grilling, but want to look like they know how to grill.
saint_al — 2014-01-08T16:41:14-05:00 — #4
Remote control cooking lacks much- like food prep, which the Richie Riches who could afford this crap can't be troubled with. Sounds like something that might be used as an ordinary grill later.
speedracer — 2014-01-08T16:44:44-05:00 — #5
And what's the recipe database? "To Serve Man"?
funkdaddy — 2014-01-08T17:34:50-05:00 — #6
Hold on, reading this it seems like I'm expected to get up and put the frickin meat on myself, with my appendages or whatever!? Fatal Design Flaw.
mzed — 2014-01-08T17:44:48-05:00 — #7
shorts — 2014-01-08T17:55:34-05:00 — #8
gilbertwham — 2014-01-08T19:02:00-05:00 — #9
When I said in the Microwave cookbook thread, you cook food by putting fire under it, this is not what I had in mind...
novium — 2014-01-08T19:10:25-05:00 — #10
Wow, this sounds like someone read The Secrets of the Wholly Grill and thought "what a good idea". (ah,man, that book. It was the first time I really became aware of the issues with copyright and absurd licenses.)
halloween_jack_ — 2014-01-09T08:53:30-05:00 — #11
That was my impression too; at first, I wondered who really needed help with the first and easiest form of cooking, but then I remembered that I do know people who literally can't boil water without help (they'd leave the pot on the stove and not check on it because they thought that, like a microwave, it would shut itself off when it was "done").
chickied — 2014-01-09T10:36:06-05:00 — #12
Activate burger program
...Burgers sizzling, sir!
...Ma'am sizzling, sir!
...canceling burgers, sir!
Just make me a goddam burger!
...ok, you're a burger!
No one likes a smartass, grill.
...I love you too, sir.
frauenfelder — 2014-01-13T16:06:23-05:00 — #13
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