frauenfelder at January 8th, 2014 16:06 — #1
skabob at January 8th, 2014 16:12 — #2
'Search Engine Optimization ruined my steaks'
thorzdad at January 8th, 2014 16:16 — #3
The grill for people who hate grilling, but want to look like they know how to grill.
saint_al at January 8th, 2014 16:41 — #4
Remote control cooking lacks much- like food prep, which the Richie Riches who could afford this crap can't be troubled with. Sounds like something that might be used as an ordinary grill later.
speedracer at January 8th, 2014 16:44 — #5
And what's the recipe database? "To Serve Man"?
funkdaddy at January 8th, 2014 17:34 — #6
Hold on, reading this it seems like I'm expected to get up and put the frickin meat on myself, with my appendages or whatever!? Fatal Design Flaw.
mzed at January 8th, 2014 17:44 — #7
shorts at January 8th, 2014 17:55 — #8
gilbertwham at January 8th, 2014 19:02 — #9
When I said in the Microwave cookbook thread, you cook food by putting fire under it, this is not what I had in mind...
novium at January 8th, 2014 19:10 — #10
Wow, this sounds like someone read The Secrets of the Wholly Grill and thought "what a good idea". (ah,man, that book. It was the first time I really became aware of the issues with copyright and absurd licenses.)
halloween_jack_ at January 9th, 2014 08:53 — #11
That was my impression too; at first, I wondered who really needed help with the first and easiest form of cooking, but then I remembered that I do know people who literally can't boil water without help (they'd leave the pot on the stove and not check on it because they thought that, like a microwave, it would shut itself off when it was "done").
chickied at January 9th, 2014 10:36 — #12
Activate burger program
...Burgers sizzling, sir!
...Ma'am sizzling, sir!
...canceling burgers, sir!
Just make me a goddam burger!
...ok, you're a burger!
No one likes a smartass, grill.
...I love you too, sir.
frauenfelder at January 13th, 2014 16:06 — #13
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