#1 By: Mark Frauenfelder, January 8th, 2014 16:06
#2 By: skabob, January 8th, 2014 16:12
'Search Engine Optimization ruined my steaks'
#3 By: Thorzdad, January 8th, 2014 16:16
The grill for people who hate grilling, but want to look like they know how to grill.
#4 By: Alan Reed, January 8th, 2014 16:41
Remote control cooking lacks much- like food prep, which the Richie Riches who could afford this crap can't be troubled with. Sounds like something that might be used as an ordinary grill later.
#5 By: SpeedRacer, January 8th, 2014 16:44
And what's the recipe database? "To Serve Man"?
#6 By: Funk Daddy, January 8th, 2014 17:34
Hold on, reading this it seems like I'm expected to get up and put the frickin meat on myself, with my appendages or whatever!? Fatal Design Flaw.
#7 By: Michael Zbyszyński, January 8th, 2014 17:44
#8 By: James Payne, January 8th, 2014 17:55
#9 By: gilbert wham, January 8th, 2014 19:02
When I said in the Microwave cookbook thread, you cook food by putting fire under it, this is not what I had in mind...
#10 By: rachelc258, January 8th, 2014 19:10
Wow, this sounds like someone read The Secrets of the Wholly Grill and thought "what a good idea". (ah,man, that book. It was the first time I really became aware of the issues with copyright and absurd licenses.)
#11 By: Halloween Jack, January 9th, 2014 08:53
That was my impression too; at first, I wondered who really needed help with the first and easiest form of cooking, but then I remembered that I do know people who literally can't boil water without help (they'd leave the pot on the stove and not check on it because they thought that, like a microwave, it would shut itself off when it was "done").
#12 By: Suzanne, January 9th, 2014 10:36
Activate burger program
...Burgers sizzling, sir!
...Ma'am sizzling, sir!
...canceling burgers, sir!
Just make me a goddam burger!
...ok, you're a burger!
No one likes a smartass, grill.
...I love you too, sir.
#13 By: Mark Frauenfelder, January 13th, 2014 16:06
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