2020 Election Thread (formerly: 2020 Presidential Candidates Thread) (Part 1)

Me thinks that might need to go over in the white culture thread, too.

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His office address in his Twitter says Philly - but he lives somewhere not too far from Bryn Mawr. And I think grew up in Scranton.

:Yawn:

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Lol! My grandfather was from Scranton!

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Nothing against Scranton- or near Bryn Mawr - but their demographics aren’t exactly demonstrating a great personal affinity with black communities.

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Oh, no worries. Grandpa wasn’t exactly a paragon of racial enlightenment.

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Dude’s office is in a majority black city - his firm? 42 attorneys- 1 is black.

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I dunno, Nevada doesn’t seem like the optimum place to play the civility card

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But it’s Medicare For All that will have deathpanels:

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This is sure to go down great with rural and/or working class voters:

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Dude, I’m just a gardener, and no, that’s not how it works. Not even close. But it’s also very much on message for him. He is not a Democrat, he’s just another wannabe oligarch.

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Maybe it, maybe not, but both are pigs who have no business with political power.

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My dad’s neighbor is a dairy farmer. That place has more robots and computers than any of Bloomberg’s workplaces. Robert is also one of the smartest people I know.

I dare Bloomberg to try and get a degree in Ag. I just dare him.

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my understanding is that bloomberg’s big claim to fame is a teletext ( whatever ) that lets people get info on and track and trade, stocks, bonds, commodities, etc.

he’s as much an engineer as farmer, so you gotta wonder who the brain/s are behind his money.

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And I bet that he monitors his costs and market pricing at lot tighter than any Bloomberg operation. (“I can teach anyone how to be a dairy farmer. 1. get milk from cows. 2. hitch up the wagon. 3. take the milk to the market.” Okay Bloomberg.)

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Esha reviews Bloomberg’s autohagiography:

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He’s hit Ted Cruz 2016 so fast.

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Great joke, except that Boomberg really has done something wrong.

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