2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine (Part 3)

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And you’re losing. Maybe it’s time that you borrowed their tactics.

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The neo-medieval enforcer’s morning sees him murder a boyar (nobleman) and join in the gang-rape of his wife, a task he justifies to himself as important work. From there Komiaga conducts other seemingly routine activities: he investigates an artist penning inflammatory poetry about the Tsarina, visits a book-burning clairvoyant, ingests a fish that lays hallucinogenic eggs in his brain, and finally participates in ritualistic group sex and self-torture with his fellow Oprichniki .

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The Sacred Band wasn’t a Spartan thing, Markov, it was a Theban thing. But I guess nice to appreciate that the whole “only straight men in our army” thing doesn’t actually make it better?

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That thread about Salkov is a useful reminder that the Russian elites don’t give a shit about the lives or well-being of their citizens and soldiers, let alone of the Ukrainians.

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I assume that you mean Alexander Sladkov.

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Yes, Sladkov!

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An adviser to Russian President Vladimir Putin has claimed that Ukraine’s military will become “unified through gay sex” like the Greek Spartans.

From its earliest history up to its incorporation into the Achaean League, Sparta lasted for around 1000 years. Maybe gay sex is helpful?

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https://archive.ph/bnRgB

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