A 78-year-old woman twice convicted of bank robbery strikes again

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Still searching for her Clyde…

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My first take on this article was “This reminds of that movie Tough Guys (Wiki link)”.

However, after reading it? I’m half tempted to try and see if I can get my own mother to try her hand at it; at least she’d get room, board, and medical care. (which is a commentary on the sad state of this world…)

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My mom insists that at 89 she is too old to start a new profession, and that lying on the couch reading is enough. Nothing I say seems to sway her resolve.

I mean… that sounds heavenly? Let her?

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Dang it, of course I let her! She’s been living this life for years now. I also suggest that she needs to practice her ballet skills because we’ve seen video of a 100 year old dancer performing Swan Lake, and she has plenty of time to learn the choreography. Her most strenuous exercise is a 1/4 mile walk with me and the dog, using her rolling Walker and taking frequent rests.
Why jump on a post that’s kind of obviously a joke?

I didn’t think I was “jumping”?

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