Iām not usually a fan of twitter, but saw this on another site, and wellā¦
(sung to the tune of āModern Major Generalā)
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf, or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.
ā bob (@huntthesnark) January 6, 2018
I like to tweet the lies of racist grievances historical
When Russian ties are mentioned I deny them categorical
I do not feel the sting of words because I am avenious
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!
ā C. B. Wright (A Madman Unhing'd) (@ubersoft) January 6, 2018
I am the very model of a man who is, like, very smart.....
Many people see my brain and say it's like a work of art.....
My daddy, he did nuclear; he truly knew things myriad.....
And when I type ellipsis I use far too many periods.....
ā carl mitchell (@Carl_Astro) January 6, 2018
I'm very well aquainted, too, with matters economical,
I understand the 1% must have tax that is nominal,
About two-state solutions I am teeming with a lot 'o nukes (a lot o' nukes)
And all the generals crap their pants and wonder if we need a coup.
ā Kyle (@DrKyle) January 6, 2018
I like to say Iām smart because it makes me feel superior
but all my words and phrases seem to come from my posterior
I swear I have no problems either physical or medical
I am the very model of a modern major genital
ā Todd Chappelle (@ToddChappelle) January 7, 2018
An amateur's addition:
My toadies all look up to me, in worship they're obsequious
My MAGA hordes adore my mane and praise my bigly prescience
They care not that I slander, lie, defame or that Iām odious
A genius Iām not, I am a traitor quite felonious
ā GOPLogic (@GOPExplained) January 7, 2018
I'm very well acquainted too with matters immigrational
My genitals are massive and my hairpiece is sensational
My tiny hands are frozen, I will warm them with a grabby feel
(grabby feel..grabby feel..Ah! I have it!)
And fill my greasy mouth with yet another Mackie's Happy Meal
ā Damian Feeney (@damianfeeney) January 6, 2018
I have around me sycophants
And a modern major general
On the pot, at night I tweet
With logic that's ephemeral
I get to skate on crimes that
Others normally find hein-ious
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genious
ā Clayton Haapala (@chaapala) January 6, 2018
When I became the President it wasn't what I meant to do.
I wanted to enjoy the fame and maybe make a mill or two.
I went to all the rallies which felt like a public pillory
And tried intimidating the appalling Crooked Hilary!
ā Robert Cragg #FBPE (@RobertCragg) January 6, 2018
My hands, they gesture swiftly to obscure my digits minuscule.
Iāll whine an edict, sign a law, and brag how I was smart in school.
Aesthetically, I fancy colors gilded and adorned in golds.
In bed I lay while dripping burger sauce into my belly folds.
ā Benjamin Schrader (@schrader99) January 7, 2018
Nice! Ok I'll bite: "Each evening I tune into my big screen televisions (three!)
I curse those louts on CNN and writers of the NYT
They cast aspersions on my name and those of all my relatives
I block them out with folders full of praise and facts alternative!"
ā Meredith (@mezosaurus) January 7, 2018
I am large and I am orange and my hair is all original.
I have no time for anyone who is vaguely aboriginal.
My enemies are guilty, all, of crimes most dark and heinous.
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genuous.
ā paul dennis (@trypewriter01) January 6, 2018
And they keep adding to it!
Brilliant!