Shhh! We’re working on persuading Trump that Martians are Islamic fundamentalist terrorists. If we can pull this off then NASA will end up with more money than they know what to do with.
Maybe we can also persuade him that climate change is being caused by Martians too. They’ll need all that CO2 to breath when they come to earth.
But the strips keep falling farther behind.
And everything will fall into place.
He seems a rather gullible nitwit - wouldn’t it be awesome if he fell for one of those Nigerian email scams and lost shirt.
With our luck, he’d invest taxpayer money into the scam.
Get Brietbart to publish it and you’re done.
I think I would have a better chance getting it published at Infowars.
While you’re at it, any chance you could frame better education and healthcare as somehow both crypto-racist and anti-liberal?
Perhaps some day James Lipton will interview President Trump.
“Mr. Trump… May I speak to John Miller now, please? Is John Miller there?”
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