A car passenger is struck in the head by a flying turtle (in Florida, of course)

One day, I was driving along on the interstate here in Indiana, when I saw this large dark object in the road ahead. As I quickly got closer, I realized it was a large snapping turtle meandering its way across the highway. I did a quick evasive dodge around the turtle, and looked in my rearview mirror just in time to see the car behind me straddle the turtle and pass over it, only to clip it with one of its rear tires. The turtle flipped up into the air, but I lost track of how the mayhem ended. Snappers are big and heavy and can easily do some serious damage when repurposed as a projectile.

There is a HIGHWAY 91, though…

The internet provides:


I would think that getting away with a few scratches from a jet propelled turtle holding a giant lizard monster would be something to dine out on for the rest of your life… so, better?

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