🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

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Too bad it’s not Trump they’re sub-billboarding, then the headline could be Peta Picks a Fight with Pickled Pecker.

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Behind the scenes, the media outlet’s ownership and operation is closely tied to Falun Gong, a Chinese spiritual community with the stated goal of taking down China’s government.

It’s that motivation that helped drive the organization toward Trump, according to interviews with former Epoch Times staffers, a move that has been both lucrative and beneficial for its message.

Former practitioners of Falun Gong told NBC News that believers think the world is headed toward a judgment day, where those labeled “communists” will be sent to a kind of hell, and those sympathetic to the spiritual community will be spared. Trump is viewed as a key ally in the anti-communist fight, former Epoch Times employees said.

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The oral history is interesting and worth the read… Don’t let him ruin anything for you, either.

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Nah, he just doesn’t want to give them autism. It’s all humanitarian, man!

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what the actual fuck?

you really cant make that shit up!

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Wow. Just wow. “Did that woman just say no to me? That is unpossible! She must be punished!” What an ass.

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He going to go sulk in his tent Mar-a-Lago.

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If this is the stuff that we know about, there is no way that the White House staff isn’t spending the majority of every day in the crash position under their desks, quaking in terror.

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he ruins everything for everybody, so it doesnt matter at all what his favourite what-ever might be; but as mindy said, its worth the read. anyway, it essentially boils down to

I mean, when we’re up to over 12,000 lies during his presidency, it raises the question, can you believe anything the man has ever said?

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Again, the answer is a definitive:

If 45 told me personally “You are alive,” I’d immediately have my own pulse and vitals checked by a medical professional.

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President grandpa somehow confused his own dumb internet meme joke with actual reality and things are getting super weird.

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There is no meeting scheduled I am sure. This whole thing is because he knows he looks silly, and wants to give it the slightest veneer of credibility.

If it’s such a dumb idea why did they agree to a meeting in the first place, HUH MR SMARTYPANTS??

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The meeting wasn’t even supposed to have anything to do with the notion of buying Greenland, according to reporting that came out at the same time the original story broke last week. He’s just being a petulant little shit now.

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I’ll bet the Prime Minister isn’t at all disappointed, that now she won’t have to deal with that obnoxious twit in person… no matter what the meeting was supposed to be about.

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When isn’t he a petulant little shit??

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Fortunately:

The Squad do represent the Democratic base. And that is a good thing.

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any chance there’s been a decrease in the number of self identified republicans?

( i can dream can’t i? )

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And eating lots of Danishes.

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Was Betty Bowers really the first reply to Trump’s tweet? Awesome if true.

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