🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

Corruption? What corruption? :eyes:

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Once again demonstrating he could have done literally nothing at all and been better off for it.

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The Four Dorksmen of the Whitepocalypse

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Trump’s online promo squad has been posting this photo today to show how popular Trump’s Minneapolis rally is.

The problem: it’s a photo from two years ago in Montana. Note the blue skies and cactus. It’s 53 and raining in Minneapolis today.

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Everyone replying to him is dunking on him… But he was trolling for a laugh! Pwned the libs!!!

ouran-HS-host-club-crying-laugh-twins

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Twitter really isn’t socially viable unless they implement a cattle-prod electric stimulus to the poster every time they post “Just kidding!” or something similar.

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There should be a secret, “This post is just kidding” box that you can check and that gets revealed after a set time, but you can’t do or undo it retroactively.

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So you’re proposing a “Cards Against Humanity” setting? :wink:

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Presidential pardon in 3… 2…

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He fell on hard times after his appearance in Monster Factory.

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Picking the photos?

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I wonder if the Trump twitch channel with have custom neckbeard and fedora emotes

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Was there ever a single day in the past three years during which Trump didn’t didn’t initiate a new, corrupt enterprise?

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I imagine the channel is just Trump losing at Donkey Kong over and over.

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And by “Losing at Donkey Kong” I assume you mean he’s at the top of the scaffolding for a partially built Trump Tower, clutching the statue of liberty, and desperately rolling barrels down a hill at Adam Schiff, but can’t quite seem to keep him at bay…

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Trump just lost his appeal to keep Dems from getting at his taxes.

It’s a good day.

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What the actual fuck…

What a bunch of fragile little broflakes…

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Same people complaining about Atlanta’s rainbow crosswalks?

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