🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

Dipshit.

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MY PRICES ARE SO LOW THAT I’M LOSING MONEY ON EVERY VEHICLE

COME ON DOWN TO CRAZY DONNIE’S USED CAR LOT :crazy_face:

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Trump complimented Meir and Koch and told them to “have a good time” before ending the brief call.

Of course he fucking did.

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Donnie blinked.

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I wonder if some semblance of a cogent thought somehow penetrated that rotting excuse 45 has for a brain.

Doubling down on illegal acts in plain sight while under investigation can’t ‘seem like a good idea’ to everyone who’s enabling him, no matter how greedy or stupid.

In the words of Watchmen:

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I’m thinking he announces things to see if he can get away with it.

If there’s no indication that they have the guts to go after him - he does it. If it looks like like there’s going to be consequences- he backs off.

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This has always been his pattern.

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com-optimize

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Burn!

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Well, isn’t that nice!

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An equally adorable turn of phrase here:

“Guess what, you lefty, soy-drinking latte pieces of sh*t: You’re not taking this country,”

I’ve never had a soy latte, let alone a soy-drinking latte, but I’ll hoist one in this gentleman’s honor. It probably won’t compare to white male tears, but if this is what it takes to take back our country, this is what it takes.

It’s amazing these people think it takes some kind of vast Deep State conspiracy to defeat them.

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Well then tell the IRS to stop billing me for it.

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Found on the internet:

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Like they’d allow anyone named José near their little group.

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That was me being subtly ironic.
:wink:

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Guess our guys in Syria won’t be “coming home” after all…

surprise

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you know how it goes…

they don’t have firm moral principles ( or some i guess believe the ends justify the means ) so they assume everyone else operates the same way

if they’d create a “deep state” to get ahead ( ex. private lawyers, friendly diplomats, and crony appointments - just like 45 has done ) it must already exist

ive said it before, “drain the swamp” was never about cleaning up actual corruption. it was about kicking out the liberals. to oppose an america where money is king and white people have all the money that is - to many conservatives - the definition of corruption.

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Multiple sick burns. Like a late-80’s Eddie Murphy stand-up routine worth of burns.

And Trump said Mattis wasn’t tough enough. “Mad Dog” Mattis wasn’t tough enough. From the guy who pisses his pants when Pelosi points a finger at him.

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