🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

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“Since Trump issued an executive order making this possible.”
Is ND not one of the areas desperately looking for more residents?

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I can see Putin gleefully rubbing his chitinous forelimbs together right now.

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/Satire

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“Out, damned spot! Out, I say!—#1, #2. [.] What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account?—Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much shit in him.”

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it is fair and good that boomers get to see what it’s like to deal with huge pieces of shit that won’t go away

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Let me guess. It’ll be something inconsequential that the right wing thinks impacts his credibility. For example, he is gay.

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Or, he once got his hair cut by a stylist whose 2nd cousin is a whitewater rafting guide.

White. Water. Whitewater - Clintons - they’ve been behind it all along!

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tl;dr: the leaks were accurate - no political bias, the warrants were properly obtained, Page and Strzok’s involvements had no bias (and thus the subsequent smear campaign was completely unwarranted), there were some process-related issues but nothing that would have affected the validity of the warrants or investigation.

Barr has already rejected his own hand-picked IG’s conclusions and released his own conclusions. And, now we move the goal posts yet again.

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Auditors are never going to way away with recommending something.

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Checked in over at Breitbart comments section. The mood seems to be, “The DOJ is crooked!”.

I mean. Bill Barr is the head of the DOJ. I dunno how you square that circle. The head is not corrupt but his watchdog is corrupt I guess? Or Bill Barr is the only non-corrupt one because he was hand-picked by the President.

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I know, right? And this is the guy hand picked by Barr to run the investigation. This just show how big the deep state is, I guess. Even Trump’s man running the DOJ can’t find a non-corrupt IG. /s

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he’s pals with Ivanka. literally, that’s what it it. LOL

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TFW you’re trying so hard to sell your carefully calibrated conspiracy theory and you keep tripping over facts and the people who believe them.

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The wat? I imagine they will spin this as, “SPURNED MAN TRASHES WOMAN’S FAMILY” or some crap.

ETA: A bit early yet, but seems like they have no idea how to spin it, so they just aren’t mentioning it. The real test is if it slides by with no mention, and then shows up in The Wires.

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Spun off from a post on another thread: 2 towns in NC have had to cancel their christmas parades due to white supremacists. Sons of Confederate Veterans (of “$3.5m from the university system for nothing” fame,) intended to participate in the Christmas parades of Wake Forest NC and Garner NC, the latter of which is 40% black which I’m sure is totally coincidental. Word on the street is that the towns refused to expel the groups due to fears of first amendment lawsuits, so they just canceled their parades.

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Nothing says Merry Xmas like a parade of White Supremacists.

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Go freedom of speech!

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