🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

Next step: Muslim American concentration camps?

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shouldnt threatening war crimes get you kicked off twitter?

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Everyone except Saudis.

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Followed by confiscation of personal / commercial property.

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Trump Tomorrow: Yeah, that’s how I knew he was a bad guy. I work with more bad guys than anyone, nobody knows more about bad hombres than me. And I know how to deal with them too, you’ve gotta be tough.
Tough enough to give them anything they want, until you can get something outta getting rid of them. Then it’s under the bus, under the bus our public transport is a disgrace. You know why? Why, because Obama and only I can fix it then you can throw them under the bus. Or I blow them to a million pieces, with big beautiful rockets. Because I have big boy hands.

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That’s genuinely the most American answer he could give.

Man, this reality sucks.

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What do we owe them for killing a million* (or whatever the number is) civilians?

Anyway, that’s beside the point. It’s not our country. If they don’t want us there, out we go.

ETA for accuracy’s sake, a million looks to be on the high end but sill in range: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_Iraq_War

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Hit him where it hurts

Iranian adviser hints trump properties would be targeted.

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The pissed-off protégés of a guy who’s been running asymmetric warfare for decades will think of something handcrafted, I’m sure.

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If there are overt threats made against his properties in advance of an attack then perhaps his insurance would drop his coverage. Otherwise his losses would be insured.

Hypothetically speaking.

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It’s exactly as bad as you think it is, and then some.

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You could not ask for softer targets. Trump vineyards in VA, at least. The only one I know personally.

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“How Do You Fight an Artisanal War?”

Put a bird on it!

Pity, if say, a herd of cows and goats were to be let loose in the vineyard…

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Wow, ouch. Not one bit of good news there.

Maybe it’s good that this gang at least seems less purposeful and organized in a drive for war than Cheney’s was.

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Well, it’s a wedding venue with lots of ostentatious finery and such. And notable visitors at times. But Charottesville has seen enough tragedy. They need to go elsewhere.

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