🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

Trump’s looking at his twitter feed is all; it’s a blizzard of conservative snowflakes.

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Doesn’t even matter how low the stakes are.

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Now that they’ve been exposed, Trump will call Andrew Wheeler and demand that the EPA make it snow.

When that doesn’t yield results, Stephanie Grisham will distribute sharpies to the press office and send them out to correct every weather report everywhere, and when that fails, Trump will assassinate the prime minister of Finland.

#proportionateResponse

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I could be seeing things that are not there but, is this an attempt by trump to exert pressure on McConnell before the impeachment “trial”?

Because…

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Not sure I give him credit for that much forethought. I see this as bowing to right wing “war on drugs, terror of a demon weed” troglodytes. He often hurts people he needs to curry support from, and they dont seem to be bothered by that mostly. (There are farmers who have finally had enough. Maybe there is a line?)

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Gee whiz, could it be because we still live in a patriarchy?

(Thanks, looking forward to reading that!)

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So, I’m in the middle of a bath remodel and have become aware that there is a shortage of certain types of wood vanities. Many are no longer available or have long lead times for delivery. Overall selection has dropped.

Chinese manufacturers may be withholding shipment because of this trump tariff / import nonsense:

At least in one case a delayed delivery was because a manufacturer shifted operations to Vietnam.

What a mess.

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FWIW, you almost certainly will be much happier with a product made in Vietnam versus one made in China.

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And, here we go. He killed Solemani just because he felt like it.

Not only that, but he waited until it would be the most politically impactful.

Which just goes to further show that he likes killing other humans.

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Because he believes it makes him more manly.

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He puffs up his chest when people call him “virulent.”

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He probably thinks they’re saying virile… :roll_eyes:

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Shooting someone on Fifth Avenue isn’t a metaphor, it’s part of a wish list.

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He probably considers The Hunger Games to be aspirational. (At least the first one.)

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But, but, trump said coal was coming back! He wouldn’t stiff them would he?

Maybe they should go ask Mitch McRussia or Rand the Libertarian for some state subsidies. Good enough for 'murica’s farmers, good enough for 'murica’s mole people.

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Completely unrelated.

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Or may have deposited, so someone in the States can refer to “this document from Burisma”.

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Today in GOProjection…

After journalist Timothy Burke (a former Daily Beast employee) posted a series of videos of actor Vince Vaughn chummily chatting with Trump and Melania in a skybox, accompanied by a cheeky caption, right-wing Twitter’s blue-checkmark brigade assembled, accusing lefty Twitter—with no evidence whatsoever—of being “triggered” by the episode.

There was the Washington Examiner ’s Siraj Hashmi, who, mimicking a liberal, cracked that “VINCE VAUGHN IS CANCELED.” This refrain was echoed by right-wing columnist Rita Panahi, far-right blogger/trolley/serial plagiarist Benny Johnson, former NRA mouthpiece (and world’s foremost Neil Young hater) Dana Loesch, and those at Ben Shapiro’s right-wing rag The Daily Wire , who ran an article claiming “leftists” were “freaking out” over Vaughn’s back-and-forth with Trump and Melania, while only citing “numerous small left-wing accounts” that went uncited in the piece; rather, the piece chose to cite the tweets of a number of prominent right-wing talking heads imagining how the left would react to the news.

Vaughn, the 49-year-old star of Wedding Crashers and Swingers , is a staunch libertarian, having said he voted for Rand Paul in the 2016 election and supported Ron Paul before him. This is not a secret. In a controversial British GQ interview, he also spoke up for the rights of gun owners and advocated for arming schoolteachers to prevent mass shootings.

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