🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

I very much doubt he’ll put the brakes to anything, but he might have something to say way down the road… something obligatory, toothless, and meant to give an impression of concern.

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Bret is icing down the kegs.

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Apparently someone is just starting to catch up.

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Yeah, I had to double-take on the date. Seems a little 2016 to me.

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They’ve since updated their pull quote.

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Oh fuck all of them.

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Aboyne (vb.)
To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appalingly that none of their clever tactics or strategies are of any use to them.
(Adams/Lloyd, The Deeper Meaning of Liff, 1990)

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The Republicans are OK with the president cosplaying Don Corleone. They’re OK with his obstruction of Congress. They’re OK with him assassinating high ranking members of foreign governments. They’re OK with his self-dealing, nepotism, ignorance, illiteracy, and epically terrible hair.

The thing that really gets their dander up is Adam Schiff calling out their cowardice and utter lack of independence?

From where I’m sitting, it looks like Trump and McConnell have forced the entire Republican caucus (you too, Joe Manchin) to wear remotely operated Taser-brand buttplugs and they’re lovingly caressing the controls, just waiting for Mitt Romney or Lisa Murkowski to wibble about evidence or witnesses.

That’s obvious, right? It’s not just me?

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Re: the Lev Parnas tapes

Not sure I entirely agree, but it’s something to keep in mind. It’s not 8 dimensional chess. It’s not even 2 dimensional checkers. It’s just another old mob trick.

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I’ve long thought that too. The timing of so many of his “crazy” comments has often seemed like well-timed distraction. Quite like the killing of the Iranian general as a dog-wagging distraction from impeachment. The corporate press, especially, pays little attention to the behind the scenes fuckery of his minions, while blaring headlines instead about his latest insane Tweet or helicopter-side utterance.

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I suppose the DNC could threaten to stiff Manchin of any future campaign dough… but that shouldn’t be a problem when Trump has his buddies launder over a few million to Manchin for his vote.

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Once more, Republicans must be voted out en mass in November if we are to keep our country.

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It might be more efficient to vote Tennessee out, maybe get them to take Alabama, Mississippi, and Florida with them. The lifeboat only has so much room.

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Not this, fucking well again.

Saying that you are willing to abandon whole swathes of the country says you’re willing to abandon everyone living there. Including those that might support you except that a) they’ve been systematically disenfranchised and b) they see how much “allies” like you actually care.

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As they should.

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