🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

Remember when that was just an absurd joke. Reality seems to be an absurd joke these days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sumb3GYuAT8

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Self-afflicted Darwin award winners; I won’t say what I’m thinking.

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If they just took it themselves, but they’ll probably inflict it on kids too.

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“Technically we are supposed to warn you not to drink it yourself either… but if you were going to give this to your kids then bottoms up.”

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Two Criminals (Three criminals if you count Jared) Propose Supposed Peace Plan

Annnd yet not one Palestinian was invited to DC for the event. Great start guys.

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Yeah right, like there’s such a thing as a dirt person Palestinian who deserves to be in the same room with gods.

/s, obvs

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Plan? What plan?

“The senators requested a response by 5 p.m. on Jan. 31.”

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Yeah, no shit.

White people will LOVE it! /XXLs

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“Vote blue no matter who”.

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WTAF? That makes me wonder ehatbthe hell she has been listening to…

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The impeachment was never intended to succeed; it was always political theatre. Even if the Dems were unified behind it, it was never going to pass the Republican Senate.

The reason they went after the Ukrainian mess instead of Trump’s countless other crimes is because most of those were things that are common bipartisan sins, and they’d like to keep it that way.

They’ve milked it for what they thought they could get out of it, so now they’re shutting it down.

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…there was a CIA whistle blower. Who Mr Unabashed Liar Lindsey Graham threatened yet again today to bring into this clown show for all to see.

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Sadly, I lean more and more toward this interpretation.

I mean, they had Trump dead to rights on Obstruction of Justice. Mueller report said so unambiguously.

But, this timeline is so bonkers Epstein’s dead man switch could trigger tomorrow, and it’ll be a whole new shitshow that would ultimately disappoint everyone involved.

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I won’t say what you’re thinking either. But I think you’re thinking what I’m thinking.

Alas, they’d likely just wind up tying up emergency room resources. :confused:

But I can dream.

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Does anyone have this video in full context? This snippet, if unaltered, looks like a few belts are slipping.

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Don’t have a full clip but, this response in the thread about his his extra orangeness made me laugh:

“Looks like makeup on a corpse that moves.”

Related…

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