šŸ–• šŸŠ 🤔 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events šŸ–• šŸŠ 🤔

They are all so predictable that it’s boring now.

tenor (22)

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Edit: @Faffenreffer beat me too it.

ā€œStill strugglingā€ to choose between backing Nostradumbass or not. Oh Murkowski. Just keep being you girl.

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The catalyst for the protests was the killing of 46-year-old George Floyd by Minneapolis police. Asked about that, Horbowy said, ā€œThere’s a Bible verse that says we shouldn’t talk about evil things. We can just say, ā€˜There’s evil’ and move on.ā€

He couldn’t remember the exact verse, he said.

So many choice quotes.

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Ah yes, that old chestnut.

It does not mean what he thinks it means…

And even if it did, he didn’t win with a majority, and they in fact will not shut the fuck up about anything.

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Certainly the clock is ticking:

For a while, there was a Reddit that was tracking all ā€œdeparturesā€ from the Cult45 administration:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Keep_Track/comments/89e8n8/updated_spreadsheet_of_all_trump_administration/

Even though that particular Reddit is now labeled closed and archived, I note that someone is still keeping track on the spreadsheet of firings/resignations/resignations under pressure/removals up-to-date.

How can anyone even keep track anymore is beyond me.

At the time of this writing (June 4, 2020, 09:36GMT) the total number of those having ā€œexitedā€ their jobs is 528.

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How fitting if it gets to 538 by the election.

But who am I kidding? That’s only 10 more people, and there are 5 months left. Based on his average, we’ll get there very soon.

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Pork Chop Sandwiches!

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From mid 2019:

Church-burning is something of an American specialty. Globally notorious for it.

And if we loosen the definition of ā€œchurchā€ a bit…

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WELL-DONE STEAK AND KETCHUP!

Oh wait, too much like something concrete in his real life. How bout,

SIMMERING SUBURBS!

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What the–

McCabe’s stroke of genius was to bifurcate the investigation of Trump into two pieces: a criminal investigation by Robert Mueller, and a counterintelligence investigation by the FBI.

The trick though was that McCabe apparently didn’t tell anyone there were two investigations.

It’s all over now folks. The report is coming out and Trump will be exposed as a Russian asset. Trump is all out of options. His attempt at a forcible coup was thwarted.

Trump is trapped like a rat.

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I sincerely hope it works! It does look like a clever move.

I’m just afraid to get my hopes up…

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As if Trump wouldn’t contradict everything in the video before breakfast.

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Trump is live right now, taking credit for today’s job numbers (+2.5M jobs, unemployment at 13.3%).

Along the way, he is re-writing the history of his pandemic response, saying that the economy had been bad because we ā€œshut it down, cut it off like thatā€ and ā€œevery decision we made was right.ā€ He also managed a drive by swipe at California and New York, who are not recovering, he says, because they haven’t re-opened.

I can’t stand to listen to him anymore so I’m shutting him off, but expect a a lot more of these victory laps in the coming days. Nothing matters — not blue on black murder, not protests and riots, not shortages or federal theft and political distribution of PPEs, not 107,000 dead Americans — just the stock market and the unemployment numbers.

Edit, because he’s just such a fucking asshole:

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Try here:

or here:

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It’s a cool story, but kind of QAnon-flavored: FBI hacks and a Republican Senator are secretly working within the system to bring Trump down!

It’d be nice if true, like winning the lottery. (Especially since I never buy lottery tickets.)

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Yeah, kind of seems like it. I’m not seeing any verification anywhere else.

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In case you needed a reminder of the other buffoonish things he said and did lately outside of his bunker boy hissy fits

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