šŸ–• šŸŠ šŸ¤” A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events šŸ–• šŸŠ šŸ¤”

They are all so predictable that itā€™s boring now.

tenor (22)

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Edit: @Faffenreffer beat me too it.

ā€œStill strugglingā€ to choose between backing Nostradumbass or not. Oh Murkowski. Just keep being you girl.

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The catalyst for the protests was the killing of 46-year-old George Floyd by Minneapolis police. Asked about that, Horbowy said, ā€œThereā€™s a Bible verse that says we shouldnā€™t talk about evil things. We can just say, ā€˜Thereā€™s evilā€™ and move on.ā€

He couldnā€™t remember the exact verse, he said.

So many choice quotes.

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Ah yes, that old chestnut.

It does not mean what he thinks it meansā€¦

And even if it did, he didnā€™t win with a majority, and they in fact will not shut the fuck up about anything.

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Certainly the clock is ticking:

For a while, there was a Reddit that was tracking all ā€œdeparturesā€ from the Cult45 administration:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Keep_Track/comments/89e8n8/updated_spreadsheet_of_all_trump_administration/

Even though that particular Reddit is now labeled closed and archived, I note that someone is still keeping track on the spreadsheet of firings/resignations/resignations under pressure/removals up-to-date.

How can anyone even keep track anymore is beyond me.

At the time of this writing (June 4, 2020, 09:36GMT) the total number of those having ā€œexitedā€ their jobs is 528.

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How fitting if it gets to 538 by the election.

But who am I kidding? Thatā€™s only 10 more people, and there are 5 months left. Based on his average, weā€™ll get there very soon.

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Pork Chop Sandwiches!

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From mid 2019:

Church-burning is something of an American specialty. Globally notorious for it.

And if we loosen the definition of ā€œchurchā€ a bitā€¦

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WELL-DONE STEAK AND KETCHUP!

Oh wait, too much like something concrete in his real life. How bout,

SIMMERING SUBURBS!

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What theā€“

McCabeā€™s stroke of genius was to bifurcate the investigation of Trump into two pieces: a criminal investigation by Robert Mueller, and a counterintelligence investigation by the FBI.

The trick though was that McCabe apparently didnā€™t tell anyone there were two investigations.

Itā€™s all over now folks. The report is coming out and Trump will be exposed as a Russian asset. Trump is all out of options. His attempt at a forcible coup was thwarted.

Trump is trapped like a rat.

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I sincerely hope it works! It does look like a clever move.

Iā€™m just afraid to get my hopes upā€¦

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Thread is blocked

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As if Trump wouldnā€™t contradict everything in the video before breakfast.

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Trump is live right now, taking credit for todayā€™s job numbers (+2.5M jobs, unemployment at 13.3%).

Along the way, he is re-writing the history of his pandemic response, saying that the economy had been bad because we ā€œshut it down, cut it off like thatā€ and ā€œevery decision we made was right.ā€ He also managed a drive by swipe at California and New York, who are not recovering, he says, because they havenā€™t re-opened.

I canā€™t stand to listen to him anymore so Iā€™m shutting him off, but expect a a lot more of these victory laps in the coming days. Nothing matters ā€” not blue on black murder, not protests and riots, not shortages or federal theft and political distribution of PPEs, not 107,000 dead Americans ā€” just the stock market and the unemployment numbers.

Edit, because heā€™s just such a fucking asshole:

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Try here:

or here:

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Itā€™s a cool story, but kind of QAnon-flavored: FBI hacks and a Republican Senator are secretly working within the system to bring Trump down!

Itā€™d be nice if true, like winning the lottery. (Especially since I never buy lottery tickets.)

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Yeah, kind of seems like it. Iā€™m not seeing any verification anywhere else.

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In case you needed a reminder of the other buffoonish things he said and did lately outside of his bunker boy hissy fits

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