He is a toady chosen for his toadyness and Boeing defense contracts.
Fuck that guy.
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tl;dr
“It was a false report. I wasn’t down [in the bunker],” on Friday evening, Trump said on Fox News Radio host Brian Kilmeade’s show.
“I went down during the day and I was there for a tiny, little short period of time and it was much more for an inspection, there was no problem during the day,” the president said.
He’s still obsessed with this five days later. JFC.
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How do you half go to a bunker?
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His mind was elsewhere?
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Implying that it’s ever anywhere…
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“Technically, the itching, burning smoke that we used to clear the church grounds wasn’t tear gas, so we demand that you retract your stories!”
How stupid of the protestors not to know that chemical agents that cause burning eyes, blurred vision, a running nose, burning and irritation in the mouth, and chest tightness are not always tear gas! /s
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so talented!
he could have been a medical doctor you know. he’s really good with the stuff. but not only that!!! he could have been a house inspector slash insurance adjustor slash general maintenance guy!
and he chose to be our president instead.
what a guy.
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Why does Trump think the President is the person who oversees renovation inspections?
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Gotta make sure it’s got a sturdy toilet.
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And why does anyone else believe him when he says it?
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Of course he is so we ramp up the #BUNKERBOY rhetoric even more; enough pressure will burst a pipe.
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He got his ass stuck in the door and had to be pulled out.
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“Sturdy toilet”
Yeah! And one that you don’t have to flush 10 or 15 times!
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It took all of 3 days to get a 12-hour suspension:
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The most surreal fucking thing I have seen in… a while… whatever that means.
Truly, deeply unsettling.
… The Horbowys had gathered in Tallahassee, Florida, to watch live as Trump walked from the White House to St John’s. “My mother just shouted out, ‘God give him strength! He’s doing a Jericho walk!’”
A Jericho walk, in some evangelical circles, refers to the biblical book of Joshua, where God commanded the Israelites to walk seven times around the opposing city of Jericho, whose walls then came crashing down.
Horbowy already supported Trump politically – he heads the local chapter of a pro- Trump motorcycle club and is campaigning for a seat in Florida’s state senate – but when Trump lifted the Bible, Horbowy and his family felt overcome spiritually…
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And lo, did Joshua fire forth his tear gas, and his forces did beat upon those gathered about with their holy truncheons, and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth, and verily did they rush from the churchyard that the orange one might have his photo op. Yea.
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No, he just got lost on the White House lawn between the press corps and the helicopter…
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Yes, Londoners digging out from the bombings always knew when Churchill was coming, because the British troops would start tear gassing everyone.
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but when Trump lifted the Bible, Horbowy and his family felt overcome spiritually.
“My mother started crying. She comes from Pentecostal background, and she started speaking in tongues. I haven’t heard her speak in tongues in years,” he said. “I thought, look at my president! He’s establishing the Lord’s kingdom in the world.”
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You’re not struggling Senator Murkowski, you’re squirming. And it’s okay— you can stop now. We all know where you’re going to wind up.
That goes double for you Mittens, and triple for Susan Collins.
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