In a way I’m glad I’m banned from the military. I don’t want to support a screaming idiot or really any government that’s all in on this imperialism drivel anyways. I just hope he knows that many trans folks in terms of military have been in vital positions. Good luck filling them since this economy has literally left recruiters without any good warm bodies to exploit. 
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He should definitely stop taking his statins…
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And his perpetuation of this preposterous macho fantasy that military personnel are so tough that they can’t take any kind of medicine other than aspirin? What a moron.
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I’ve heard that the reality is closer to that than you think. Not because military people are tough, but because the healthcare sucks. I heard some joke along the way suggesting that the majority of a military doctor’s job is prescribing 600mg of ibuprophen.
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Damn, now I need another new irony meter. The shrapnel from this one left a pretty pattern on the ceiling, though.
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Cock Tax Blocker
Pelosi disease is contagious.
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I think Trump is just setting up an excuse for members of the Trump family to get out of any future draft.
“Uh, sorry, I had a routine infection a month ago and took anti-biotics, I guess I’m excluded because of my drug use.”
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Russian Escort Service?
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Remember when she was a hero?
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My money is on Deutsche Bank.
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Agreed. I was in process of making a list but, work got in the way.
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A brain like a burning pinball machine.
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Wait, wait, wait:
The moon is a part of Mars?!?
From the guardian story that tipped me off to this:
Irrespective of whether the moon is part of Mars (it isn’t)
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M-O-O-N, that spells Mars.
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If I were to give him the benefit of any speck of doubt, I think what he means (in his garbled 5th grade context) is that a trip to Mars could involve a stop at the Moon.
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Loved Tom Cullen! My favorite character in The Stand.
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