šŸ–• šŸŠ šŸ¤” A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events šŸ–• šŸŠ šŸ¤”

A former Boeing executive living the dream.

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https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/449226-trump-spiritual-adviser-a-demonic-network-aligned-itself-against-the

Both CNN and MSNBC dropped live coverage of the presidentā€™s Orlando rally even though Trump had not finished his speech to the raucous crowd ā€¦ The presidentā€™s spiritual adviser, Paula White, even claimed ā€œdemonic networksā€ are at work against Trumpā€™s presidency during the opening prayer Tuesday, The Hill reported.

Are these ā€œdemonic networksā€ part of the conspiracy to trick people into eating veggie burgers? Enquiring minds want to know.

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It seems like nearly every cabinet position is being held by an unconfirmed and acting head. When it comes close to confirmation, they conveniently pull their name and we start back from square one. What a great way to bypass Congressional authority by using record turnover to your advantage.

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How this isnā€™t so painfully and apparently obvious to every single person on the planet (or at least all Americans) that that is what they are doing is beyond meā€¦

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Then sheā€™s incompetent at her claimed job?

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Itā€™s not her fault that Donny keeps setting up new Facebook accounts!

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Did he just accidentally tell the truth?

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Demonic networks? Thatā€™s an app for that!

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Not only did Colbert made fun of the lackluster turnout to Trumpā€™s quote on quote big re-election kick off rally last night, but he sent two of his ā€˜reportersā€™ to it and they also gathered first hand evidence of how small the turnout really was (at 8:36 to 10:50)

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trumpā€™s Presidential Attention Deficit Disorder (tPADD)

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Was that one check or two?

Apples and oranges really. Why donate to the Democratic National Committee at this stage of the game?

eta: They donā€™t say whose pocket that money went into: Trumpā€™s campaign, or the RNC?

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A lot of people out there are convinced that if they just explain tariffs to Trump the policy will change.

I get why people would think Trump has no idea how anything works, itā€™s just that after all time, shouldnā€™t it be obviously that Trump is completely unresponsive to education?

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Trump on drone shootdown: ā€œI have a feeling it was a mistakeā€

Really? /XL s

ā€œThe head of the Revolutionary Guard Corps, Maj. Gen. Hossein Salami, said the shooting down of the drone had sent a warning to the US.ā€

Doesnā€™t feeeel like a ā€˜mistakeā€™ to Mr. Salami.

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I have a sneaking suspicion that anyone whoā€™s managed to last 16 years at The Onion is ready to go into conniptions over the literal exact same playbook getting recycled for our upcoming Forever War expansion.

(Forever War is also a depressingly on-brand name for a best-selling MMOFPS. Iā€™d come up with a fanciful title for the Iran expansion pack, but Iā€™ve already made myself sad enough :stuck_out_tongue:)

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GOP: Grand Old Pedophiles

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