A desperate Lindsey Graham pleads for donations: "Help me, please!"

Oh, Trevor, you missed an easy one: Don’t ask what the price of corn is, ask what the price of a US Senator is.

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Rorschach Comeback

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Even the website is funny:

SAVE LINDSEY

Only you can help stop Lindsey Graham’s suffering.

He’s served as Trump’s lapdog for far too long.

With your immediate contribution, we’ll work to end Lindsey’s career.

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*well paying…

No, seriously: any job. He ought to be forced to subsist on unemployment. Anyone who receives his resume sends it back with NO in red ink marked across it.

NO QUARTER.

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They won’t have nearly as much control over other peoples’ lives when they assume those positions. I’d naturally much prefer their having jobs sweeping up in shops, for minimum wage.

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What’s wrong, Lindsey? Your sister take the last all-white “I can’t be racist I have black cookies” special edition Oreo? The one that’s only available in select Cracker Barrel locations Oreo? FUCK!
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SO desperate to keep that withered brown nose up the ass of the wealthiest economic libertarians.
Sorry Lindsey, eat sh**.

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He’s having trouble with the human suit he wears on his giant alien lizard body.

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Sure. And that sucks. But we need to get the fuckers out of office.

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We have different ideas of punishment. I don’t see why he would deserve receiving benefits, even meager ones? He’s certainly able to work, so let him work, in a shit job for a shit wage. Imagine you mail ordered an anti Trump book and the guy who rings at your door to deliver it is old Lindsey. Now that’s justice.

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Grima to Mitch’s Saruman

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Anyone have a link for donating to his opponent?

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That’s literally any book that’s not an RNC fundraiser, and if he has that much trouble gesturing into bottleservice that’s already arrived I guess it would be a kind of testament to Amazon (or providers) AI resurrecting worker capabilities.

[salts front stoop]

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Lindsey Graham needs to be destroyed, end of story.

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The only good republican, is an unemployed republican.

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Damnit, US citizens only. Oh well, I tried!

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