“That’s what happens when you don’t do what you’re told” is my guess.
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And they lived on a farm. 
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No, it’s Kristy Noem for VP and the dog gets it.
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She is dating Corey Lewandowski now
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[where is my puke emoji gif]
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If that was the name of a cocktail I’d try it.
Don’t judge.
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Cory Lewandowski?
make it a double, easy on the bitters!
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Cory Lewandowski?
Pour it in the toilet bowl.
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Widen that gap to “never again”, FFS. Execution isn’t justice, it’s retribution.
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Enjoy your last 8 months as speaker, super-creepy guy.
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Or less if more Republicans quit…
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They got some leverage out of him for the Ukraine bill etc.
I hope they got a lot more for their support here. Until they regain the Speakership.
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We can hope.
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… way too much crazy to fit in the onebox
“Blues” as in Democrats
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Jackass failed US Government hard. Keep on fucking around, a-hole.
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But also “blues” as in opponents of the “grays”. You know, just like during the civil war, where the grays were definitely not the bad guys or anything like that. 
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… I dunno, those right-wing Asian American billionaires may prefer to believe their fascism doesn’t come with white supremacy attached 
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Fair, though I wouldn’t be too surprised if he argued that the civil war was all about economics and the whole white supremacy thing was just blue propaganda.
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