A Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 3)

This rep recently switched party affiliation over the issue of vouchers (which passed this year). She’s in a pretty solidly blue district, so I can’t imagine she’ll survive the next election? :woman_shrugging:

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What a strange hill for a “democrat” to die upon?

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Funny that. :thinking:

Balaji then revealed his shocking ideas for a tech-governed city where citizens loyal to tech companies would form a new political tribe clad in gray t-shirts. “And if you see another Gray on the street … you do the nod,” he said, during a four-hour talk on the Moment of Zen podcast. “You’re a fellow Gray.”

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Are we absolutely sure he isn’t talking about a different sort of Grey?

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Pretty sure.

The Grays’ shirts would feature “Bitcoin or Elon or other kinds of logos … Y Combinator is a good one for the city of San Francisco in particular.” Grays would also receive special ID cards providing access to exclusive, Gray-controlled sectors of the city. In addition, the Grays would make an alliance with the police department, funding weekly “policeman’s banquets” to win them over.

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That’s all I got!

Really can’t think of anything woth adding…

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I’ll just leave these here…
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Gotcha, asshole!

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Of course, he dismissed it, and claimed he wanted those who committed illegal acts to be punished… he’s a fucking liar of course.

What’s hilarious to me about Vance is that he seems to be doing all this back of Trump in order to put himself in a position to run for president in 2028… of course if Trump WINS this year, the likelihood of there being a 2028 election is in question.

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[SFX: sound of Morse code beeps and typewriters clacking in the background]

Announcer: This just in (he holds his earpiece with the tips of his fingers on his right hand)–

Hobbs’ signature does not alone guarantee that the ban will not take effect. Arizona legislation typically takes effect 90 days after the conclusion of the state legislative session, which may last into the summer. Arizona Democratic lawmakers lacked the numbers to add an emergency clause into the repeal to let it go into effect earlier; although legal maneuvers have delayed the ban’s implementation, the it may temporarily come into force.

Announcer: --‘Trump-Inspired Assholes’ dealt a significant blow in Arizona as the Democratic governor makes a reality-based decision. Stay tuned to see what happens next.

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She found herself met protesters singing the Stormtrooper Theme from Star Wars

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Dangerously close to 5/4 to be misidentifying The Imperial March (Darth Vader’s Theme)

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Bad for Steve Bannon is good.

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The semi-sentient pile of filthy laundry’s gonna get dry cleaned!

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https://www.axios.com/2024/05/04/trump-vp-contenders-showtime-fundraiser-florida

It’s showtime for Trump’s VP contenders at Florida fundraiser

Driving the news: Trump is gathering hundreds of donors and prominent GOP lawmakers at Mar-a-Lago that will be the first large, in-person gathering of several potential VP picks, who’ll be closely scrutinized by donors and Trump’s team.

  • Those VP contenders include Sens. Marco Rubio of Florida, J.D. Vance of Ohio and Tim Scott of South Carolina, Reps. Elise Stefanik of New York and Byron Donalds of Florida and Govs. Doug Burgum of North Dakota and Kristi Noem of South Dakota.

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They should Thunderdome this.

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