“Many enter, none leave!” I’m up for that!
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FFS they’re treating it like the finals episode for celebrity apprentice.
Whoever can raise the most money for his campaign legal defense fund gets to be his vp.
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Perhaps I’m mistaken, but I was under the ahem impression that books are supposed to be edited before publishing.
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What an unfuckingbelievable asshole.
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Gym Jordan being a smoke blowing asshole yet again:
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Insert {We Got Her Now!!} John Stewart Oliver gif here. (Sorry, I may be slipping)
Yeah, I doubt this will make any difference at all. Always remember, IOKIYAR.
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Wrong john!
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Damn, you are so correct! (Fixed)
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Well, it’s an easy mistake to make, as all those Johns who host news parody programs kind of look alike! 
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How do you REBLUR? CLICKING MADE IT BIGGER. And where is the puke emoji?!
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jinx, @anon58741709!
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@anon61221983, where is your puke emoji!!!
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Yet another reason to stay the eff away from cruise ships.
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Where is my grimacing emoji!
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