A Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 3)

If Harris really can control the weather- I hope she sends Milton directly to Mar a lago.

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Am I a bad person if I imagine Mar-a-Lago and all the little MAGAts being cleanly swept off the earth by Milton like something from a Gabriel Garcia Marquez novel?

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or those “Blacks for ■■■■■” tee shirts at his rally, worn by… white dudes?!

i can’t even with these idiots!

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It’s MAGA wizardry! Print something of a t-shirt, wear it, and it casts a spell that makes it come true.

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Blackface 2024 style :man_shrugging:

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Honestly, considering how many people this will sway, :man_shrugging: They get her, we get Taylor Swift and Beyonce. I think we come out ahead.

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Only the Daily Fail (and similar) would consider that as news.

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This is from the bluesky post I got the article from…

It’s so funny that absolutely none of his endorsements move the needle but it gives everyone else a list of people you didn’t realize sucked

ETA:

from the article…

sotc #stateoftheculture #joebudden #remyma #scottiebeam #jinx  #throw #laugh #dumb GIF by REVOLT TV

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Except I already knew most of them (Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Kevin Sorbo) sucked. Danica, yeah, OK, I can add her to the list pretty easily.

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She was backing the RFKjr/Brain Worm ticket, so … QED?

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From Wikipedia:


Ah, I get it now. She’s got the brain worms.

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Noah Smith says the WaPo editors really, really, really want Trump to win.

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‘The person that runs this country should ultimately be running it very much like a business. I can’t really think of a better businessman than Donald Trump.’

I have no idea who that is, but who still believes either of these things?

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It’s more pathetic than that. They just want the usual horse race between duopoly parties supposedly operating in equal good faith so badly that they’ll force the narrative like this. Sure, Biff winning would, per Moonves, also be good for business (at least before everyone is sent to the camps). However, these purblind editors can’t even look that far ahead.

A relative handful of Americans. Which wouldn’t be a problem, except that these particular ones have billions of dollars to blow on trying to sell this Libertarian and neoreactionary nonsense to temporarily embarrassed millionaires. And one of them is also the GOP’s candidate for VP.

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Good Lord, this person needs to get out more! I could give him a list of a dozen or so in my little town alone! (Headed by my wife!)

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So it’s the mayor’s fault the Trump campaign didn’t provide transportation :thinking:

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This shit keeps happening at his rallies too… but the media won’t bring that up… JFC, how the hell does this guy keep getting away with so. much. shit… it’s enraging.

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Objective reality doesn’t exist :woman_shrugging:

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Yeah… I know… :sob:

Tired Bette Davis GIF by Maudit

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