The quality of this joke is so high, I feel explication/highlighting is important:
Exactly. Just like guy you see at the beach standing waist-deep in the water for a moment, and then coming back to stretch out on the sand. No one can ever tellâŚ
Seems like a water bottle and a Utilikilt would work just as well.
Especially when you do the butt tuck to get everything back in place and youâve got the cross-eyed with relief look on your face
Iâm sensing a convergence.
I actually saw this on Shark Tank.
you know, for those public courses that donât allow boozeâŚ
âExcuse me, sir, that device isnât going to be used to sneak alcohol onto our course, is it?â
âOh no, Iâm going to urinate into it!â
It seems to me youâre thinking right inside the box.
Oh, good, now I can sit on my balcony and watch the golfers peeing into their clubs, instead of in that stand of trees in the middle of the course.
I already hate golf. This? Not helping.
So thatâs why that guyâs been in the stall for close to an hour.
Heâs workinâ on his putz putts.
Dunno. Depends.
Hey, what does a golfer who uses this club smell like?
Depends.