A golf club you can pee in

The quality of this joke is so high, I feel explication/highlighting is important:

http://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/05/28/golf-good-walk/

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Exactly. Just like guy you see at the beach standing waist-deep in the water for a moment, and then coming back to stretch out on the sand. No one can ever tell…

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Seems like a water bottle and a Utilikilt would work just as well.

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Especially when you do the butt tuck to get everything back in place and you’ve got the cross-eyed with relief look on your face

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I’m sensing a convergence.

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“That’s all I’ll say.”

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https://www.amazon.com/Peepo-Female-Lightweight-Silicone-Portable/dp/B00KJOQ8XK/

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I actually saw this on Shark Tank.

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Why not think right outside the box?

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you know, for those public courses that don’t allow booze…

“Excuse me, sir, that device isn’t going to be used to sneak alcohol onto our course, is it?”
“Oh no, I’m going to urinate into it!”

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It seems to me you’re thinking right inside the box.

I know only one golfer who would even think about this.

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Oh, good, now I can sit on my balcony and watch the golfers peeing into their clubs, instead of in that stand of trees in the middle of the course.

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I already hate golf. This? Not helping.

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So that’s why that guy’s been in the stall for close to an hour.

He’s workin’ on his putz putts.

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Dunno. Depends.

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Hey, what does a golfer who uses this club smell like?

Depends.

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