“That’s cute,” said Lucille Bogan…
Dirtier than WAP?
edit: @teknocholer had it first.
Does no one remember ZZ Top’s “Pearl Necklace”? That was even less subtle…
Only hit 28 on Billboard.
I can’t believe I used to like these guys…
Ewwww!
Also makes more sense why Edmund was so enthralled. The candy version isn’t all that…
They had their moments. That wasn’t one of them, though.
Ha! I must have missed that episode.
Reminds me of the Glee episode where the “Celibacy Club” chooses this as their musical number, thinking it’s about a dessert.
Twas a Repo Man quote.
Turkish afternoon delight is definitely NSFW.
Huh, I was sure either “More More More” or “I Feel Love” hit number one but looked it up and nope, topped out at #4 and #6. Headline stands.
Let’s look for the purple banana? Tame by Prince standards. Guitar solo as orgasm.
ETA: yes this was a billboard #1.
I looked up Starland Vocal Band’s Wikipedia page, and there’s a picture of them in 1977 looking like bands looked in 1972, completely unaware what punk was about to do to them.