Man disappointed that song he plays during sex does not arouse girlfriend

boing
1

Originally published at: Man disappointed that song he plays during sex does not arouse girlfriend | Boing Boing

…

6 Likes
2

Well, on the plus side, it’s less than three minutes long…?

33 Likes
3
11 Likes
4

Which part was he keeping time to?

Yikes.

30 Likes
5

He forgot point 5 of the 5 point plan: “Side 1 of Led Zeppelin 4”

13 Likes
6

Needs more “Yakkitty Sax.”

12 Likes
7

Try this next time:

9 Likes
8

If it’s not Barry White or Marvin Gaye, don’t be playing it during sex, fellows. Ok? Trust me on this.

11 Likes
9

Are you down with OPP?

6 Likes
10

:grinning:

Never a band name.

more than once is too much

2 Likes
11

No, play something nice like…

9 Likes
12

Ironically, it was Harpo who was loudest in bed…

6 Likes
13

Yeah - the ‘beat’ was more like “Fremen walk”

And everyone knows you are supposed to do it to “Stayin’ Alive” … (You what? Oh, wait…) :wink:

9 Likes
14

TIL that Puberty Love was sung by Matt Cameron, drummer for Soundgarden and Pearl Jam. That might score me some points in a trivia contest someday.

5 Likes
15

Honk! Honk!

Also:

30 Likes
16

honk
honk
honk
honk
Honk
HonkHonk
HONKHONKHONKHONKHONK

14 Likes
17

This is satire right? please tell me this is satire but somehow I don’t think it matters. Someone out there is playing the exact same song during sex every single time and their partner is silently screaming WTAF?! in his/her mind.

18 Likes
18

tbh, I like the song, but it’s so obviously the soundtrack for a strip tease and not at all for copulation. smh.
for that thrusting action you break out the Viagra Boys, obviously, obviously

3 Likes
19

Can vouch this is true. I have complicated feelings about Steely Dan, as a result.

3 Likes
20

Funny 'cause the contour of the melody is what people use to musically indicate an erection that’s sagging, they were basically having sex with sad trombone.