I mean, yeah, I’ve heard worse but there’s a reason I (usually) vet my play time music! Although I must admit that lesson was learned from experience. Negativland is not good music for most scenes.
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I think everyone has to sing along to make it work.
“Christianity is Stupid!”
“Communism is Good!”
“Give up!”
“Give up!”
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Ok, i do actually like some Hudson Mowhawk, he’s got some real bangers, but his output is a bit hit and miss. This one is not the best…
Saying that, i don’t think i would ever play anything by him in this setting
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Something a bit more up-tempo.
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The actual incident involved “© Is For Stupid” from The ABCs of Anarchy, but I like the way you think!
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The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop.
This is AMAZING. She recognized the rhythm!
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Music during sex? Nope. No matter how involved I am in the proceedings, there will always be that little part of my musician brain that never shuts off and is like “Oh wow, genius bass part” or whatever.
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That’s fucking horrible… I mean - what? Its annoying as fuck.
My original “smooth moves” album was Peter Gabriel’s Us. Specifically Blood of Eden which has a really nice Duet with Sinead O’Conner.
But now I’d rather play something like My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult’s 13 Above the Night.
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Gotta be a joke.
But, if not…
This person plays the same song and hits the same beat every time for years with their current partner and also the partner(s?) before that? This person’s problems in bed are way deeper than the song.
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The best song for that…
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Somewhere, Rick Astley breathes a sigh of relief.
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PREACH! Personally I think it’s garbage as a song and especially for that intended purpose.
If there is any I’d want it to be something rather background. I like EDM stuff with a harder tempo so that’s a no to a lot of it, because something like Aphex Twin Come To Daddy just isn’t setting the right mood. Something by Hybrid might not be terrible:
I know Baby Shark is overplayed, but sometimes it’s the only thing that can set the mood.
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The word you are looking for is depressing.
I’ve got drier than the Saara desert just imagining how uncomfortable this tempo is, that poor woman. Even my dildo has better rhythm programmed on it.
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Hahahaha! Dated a musician and they were great at improvising and all that jazz
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Gosh, back in my day people either listened to Closer by NIN or The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang…
May this man one day find love with a 1983 floppy disk.
Fixed.
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Couldn’t help but to think of Charlotte’s ex-boyfriend Alexander from Sex and the City, who pathologically talked shit as part of his finishing move:
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