A lovely little story about a sentient tank that attends a comic-con

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/06/tanks-youre-welcome.html

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This is completely sweet!
“Hella cosplay there, Tank!”

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I found myself wanting to know more details about the tank (how did it skootch over? Neutral steering?)

Oh, though you could probably guess, the theme for Cowboy Bebop has the same title as the story.

So was the tank a BOLO? maybe an OGRE?

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“Tanks, Obama!”

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Before I go read the story, I’m wondering how it copes with the elevators. Or stairs.

“… confounded by their nonbinary gender, their social awkwardness, and the fact that no one will believe that their main gun has been peace-bonded.”

I have a feeling that the author’s first draft had a right wing, nazi yahoo instead of a tank.

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Could an OGRE even fit inside comic-con?

Or the as in ever present meme the “Apache attack helicopter”

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No, I didn’t guess. I’ve loved it for years, but never looked up the title.

As a trigender razor scooter, I found the story a bit reductive.

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“We’re going to the dance party. Want to come?”

The tank is so happy they almost commit several hundred cases of vehicular manslaughter.

That was adorable.

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Nothing particularly new

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Is it a Frogstar Scout Robot Class D?

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If the story is about a tank why are the picture not of a tank?

It is a SU-152 self-propelled heavy howitzer. A main difference is that it does not have a turret but a fixed casemate. The turret is mentioned in the story.

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Exactly. Accessibility is hard. It’s a beautiful story. :slight_smile:

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Because Cory is not an expert in military hardware? :joy:

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The sequel is the comic-con awkwardly exploring an OGRE.

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Good thing it didn’t go to DEF CON then.

Mee-kun?

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