A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡

Does Trump listen to the radio?

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Trump might not be the one they want listening, but someone near him.

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$ mpg123 -Cv -@http://audio2.video.ria.ru/voiceusa.m3u

Why would anybody want to listen to this?

If he does, someone could own him with an FM transmitter and a directional antenna.

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Could own him? More like did.

And he loved it. What do you think those Russian prostitutes used (along with other items) to beat the shit out of him in that Moscow hotel room?

An FM transmitter and a directional antenna?

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Of course. The jaded (and insane) super-rich require ‘fresh’ modes of… stimulation.

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I’m not small-minded. If he wants to try auto-erotic asphyxiation, go for it!

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I wouldn’t put it past him to have already tried that. No oxygen to the brain. That might explain a few things.

Thread by Andy Slavitt outlining deal over Senate healthcare/taxcut bill to please both centrist and anti-gov Rs. Sets the stage for elimination of Medicaid altogether. Thread is many parts, here are a few.



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That apology deserves one of these:

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I hope someone immediately linked to the “I was just pretending” meme.

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Trump says, “At some point in the future we’re gonna look back and say, ‘How did we do it without space?'”

He has no idea of how GPS works. Or anything outside of the 3rd grade playground in his head. It’s all “fucking magnets” to him, and he doesn’t even ask how they work.

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Why bother asking when you’re incapable of understanding the answer? It might as well be smoke and black magic for as much as his intellectual curiosity could handle.

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That eyeroll at the end when Trump was cracking that joke about how he thought politics, not space would unite the world was priceless.

That whole thing played out like a SNL parody with him talking about space exploration and “defeating ISIS” in the same breath. I mean, I assume he had some prepared remarks since he was shuffling papers, but so much of that seemed like more of his trademark stream of consciousness bullshit.

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So now there’s a trending boycott from right wingers an apparent huge swath of reddit users against CNN where they claim that the news channel threatened the creator of the Trump wrestling video to expose him if he didn’t retract and apologize for making it.

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But… THEY ALREADY DON’T WATCH IT BECAUSE THEY THINK IT’S BIASED!!!

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