TFW your reflexive impulse to take credit for literally everything that happens around you ends up with you admitting to the commission of a felony.
Also, in todayâs edition of âpeople who are too stupid to realize they shouldnât say these things in written communicationââŚ
Which is why I prefer âOver their dead bodies!â instead.
Week 55 roundup.
Trumpâs personal lawyer is now admitting that he wrote the âI fired General Flynnâ tweet and says he didnât mean to word it in a way that implicated the President as obstructing justice. Unfortunately, as all tweets from the President are considered official policy, its author really doesnât matter. Itâs still an impeachable offense.
Itâs still an impeachable offense.
Sucks that thereâs such a big difference between âimpeachable offenseâ and âsomething for which a Republican-led Congress is willing to impeach.â
About that impeachment weâre all counting onâŚ
I have a bridge to sell anyone who actually buys Dowdâs claims that he wrote that tweet. Trump can never fail, he can only be failed, so any perceived failings (or accidental admissions of obstructing justice) are always blamed on someone else.
That smile? A 91-year-old relative recently said that sheâd âlike to smash his face inâ.
Almost every sane person Iâve spoken to recently expresses the same sentiment. I can only imagine what someone of less than sound mind must be thinking these days.
This is something Iâve wondered, myself. I feel like by intentionally stoking the anger of our less-than-stable voters, repeatedly lying to them in obvious ways, and then taking away their healthcare and giving the ultra-rich a huge Christmas bonus, theyâre sorta playing with fire. Or high-powered explosives tucked under the Oval Office.
Corrected that for you. -Kim Jong-un
Well we are fucked. It is going to be a hard time fixing this.
