TFW your reflexive impulse to take credit for literally everything that happens around you ends up with you admitting to the commission of a felony.
Also, in todayās edition of āpeople who are too stupid to realize they shouldnāt say these things in written communicationāā¦
Which is why I prefer āOver their dead bodies!ā instead.
Week 55 roundup.
Trumpās personal lawyer is now admitting that he wrote the āI fired General Flynnā tweet and says he didnāt mean to word it in a way that implicated the President as obstructing justice. Unfortunately, as all tweets from the President are considered official policy, its author really doesnāt matter. Itās still an impeachable offense.
Itās still an impeachable offense.
Sucks that thereās such a big difference between āimpeachable offenseā and āsomething for which a Republican-led Congress is willing to impeach.ā
About that impeachment weāre all counting onā¦
I have a bridge to sell anyone who actually buys Dowdās claims that he wrote that tweet. Trump can never fail, he can only be failed, so any perceived failings (or accidental admissions of obstructing justice) are always blamed on someone else.
That smile? A 91-year-old relative recently said that sheād ālike to smash his face inā.
Almost every sane person Iāve spoken to recently expresses the same sentiment. I can only imagine what someone of less than sound mind must be thinking these days.
This is something Iāve wondered, myself. I feel like by intentionally stoking the anger of our less-than-stable voters, repeatedly lying to them in obvious ways, and then taking away their healthcare and giving the ultra-rich a huge Christmas bonus, theyāre sorta playing with fire. Or high-powered explosives tucked under the Oval Office.
Corrected that for you. -Kim Jong-un
Well we are fucked. It is going to be a hard time fixing this.
