A round up of Trumpian events šŸ–•šŸŠšŸ¤”

Fuckin A!

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Fun fun fun!

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Meh. At this point itā€™s clear that his Teflon is even slippier than Reaganā€™s was. At least when it comes to racism and sexism. It sucks that the corporate media pay so little attention to the financial criminality that could really drag him down.

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ā€œone month before the 2016 presidential election.ā€ -The Hill

WTF? Iā€™m guessing sheā€™s made a few pee pee tapesā€¦

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Oh, for the days when it was possible to demean the presidency just by loosening your tie in the Oval Officeā€¦ :roll_eyes:

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Iā€™m guessing that it wasnā€™t enough of a payoff, given that weā€™re hearing about it now.

Also, itā€™s fucking creepy that she looks a lot like Ivankaā€¦ and every other woman he thought was ā€œworthy of him:ā€

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In retrospect, Iā€™m rather surprised Melania isnā€™t ā€˜Barbie-doll blondeā€™ as wellā€¦

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I still think ā€œStormy Danielsā€ sounds like a whiskey-based cocktail.

Though I guess it is served in a cocktail DRESSā€¦

Many porn star stagenames sound like food or drinksā€¦ or other celebs.

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While Trump is president, itā€™s always a good time to mix some ginger beer and JD.

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https://twitter.com/b_fung/status/951898870191132675

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I heard it on CNN, too. Some of the commentators were saying s-hole, but I kept thinking I heard asshole. :smiley:

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JFC.
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Iā€™m super glad that Joe Bidenā€™s generation finished the civil rights movement and racism is fixed now.

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ā€œThe system workedā€.

Yes, Joe. It worked for you.

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There was this one too.

No wonder Melania didnā€™t want to hold his hand. Heā€™s lucky she didnā€™t stab him in the groin.

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TAIOGDP: Trump Attentional Impact on Gross Domestic Product

A measure of the extent to which our economic lives are diminished by the time we spend hearing about, reading about, thinking about, watching and responding to the never-ending antics of the 45th American President. Expressed as a negative number, reflecting its negative impact on GDP and on global welfare as a whole.


Thatā€™s life with a narcissist. They are never not the center of your attention, and they wouldnā€™t have it any other way.

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https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/haitian-government-claims-ousted-dictator-baby-doc-duvalier-laundered-stolen-money-through-trump-tower/

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