A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡


Week 63 news roundup


Notable line from article (emphasis mine):

Senior administration officials said that the president has been known to affect an Indian accent and imitate Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi, who in an Oval Office meeting last year told him, “Never has a country given so much away for so little in return” as the United States in Afghanistan.

This doesn’t seem to have attracted much attention, then again, Trump is the least racist man on Earth. But still…


Forget the accent, note the content.

They’re intending to loot Afghanistan.


It’s take alot of effort to go into a Piers Morgan interview and yet end up looking like the comparatively bigger lout


From trickle down economics to trickle down infrastructure.


of course they made sure to get the projection machine running even before the conversation starts, dropping “trickle down” themselves to describe the fed paying for infrastructure. I swear, at the end of four years, no words will mean anything anymore:

"Instead of sending taxpayer money to DC only to have it eventually trickle back down to communities along with a host of new restrictions and requirements, the President wants to allow communities to keep more of their funds and make their own decisions, and to simplify the federal bureaucratic maze.”

That is some grade A piss/rain.


Presumably because Theresa May isn’t doing a shit enough job of Brexit.


Like I wrote in another thread the other day, sometimes The Big Guy can’t resist trolling his flock.


After the last 40 years, is there anything left worth looting?
Or are we about to play “block the Russians at the Khyber pass” again?



Big Brother is HEEEEERE

“Trump national security officials are considering an unprecedented federal takeover of a portion of the nation’s mobile network to guard against China”


I’m turning Russian
I think I’m turning Russian
I really think so
Turning Russian
I think I’m turning Russian
I really think so
I’m turning Russian
I think I’m turning Russian
I really think so
Turning Russian
I think I’m turning Russian
I really think so


Reuters phrases it a bit differently.


Epic Twitter meltdown in five… four… three…





Turns out he’s also a Twitch streamer too


It is the State of the Uniom address


I’m sure that they meant “State of the Onion”.


Where 'th jerbs at?



When my 3yo daughter cleans her plate at dinner, we have a little ritualized joke where I pretend to be confused and concerned that the food has disappeared to: “______, um, where did all the food go?” and she answers “my mouth!” and we celebrate. There’s a metaphor in here somewhere…