A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡

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something doesn’t sit well with me:

The boy, 13-year-old Keith Simons, came out of the bathroom holding a semi-automatic rifle just before classes began and then abruptly went back inside and shot himself in the head, said Jackson Township Police Chief Mark Brink.
Police don’t know why Simons didn’t carry out the attack and probably never will, the police chief said. “We should thank God every day, whatever made him change his mind,” Brink said.

I prefer the ending where nobody dies.

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Such projection.

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After Trump fixes video game violence he’ll set his sights on Marilyn Manson.

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Once again with using his power just to spite his enemies. So much for jobs and infrastructure.

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Whoops

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/consumers-buycotting-stores-like-dicks-aftermath-parkland-shooting-195019792.html

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we suspected, and now we have proof.

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It would be great to see other cities start wooing Delta in the hopes of replacing Atlanta as its main hub.

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Who could have predicted that… except everyone.

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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-whitehouse-security/unidentified-man-wounded-in-shooting-near-white-house-idUSKCN1GF0N1

“Our natural death squad is on the scene,” police said.

That just sounds weird. Is it (natural death) (squad) or (natural) (death squad)?

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Does your child play a lot of video games?
Congratulations, they’re living in the 21st century!

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I read it as an Orwellian euphemism as in

The person died of natural causes after they bled out from the bullet wound

After all, we are constantly told that guns don’t kill people, so it must be something else.

/s

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One of the big losers of a Trump trade war? Craft brewers

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