A round up of Trumpian events šŸ–•šŸŠšŸ¤”

A little of column A, a little of column Bā€¦

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I really wish Trudeau had said, ā€œYeah, we did. Donā€™t make me come down there and do it again.ā€

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Afterwards, the British and the Americans hit the History Reset Button, so it doesnā€™t count, except for the part where Indigenous people were killed and pushed off their land.

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Damn. in the summary of Trumpā€™s comments the amount of times heā€™s said that Kaepernick should leave the country is fucking chilling. It gives such clear direction to the ā€œthen they came for meā€ vector that starts with ā€œIllegals.ā€ Is he really just going to start (continue/escalate) fucking exiling people? So fucking fascist, this clown.

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When itā€™s the move that puts you in prison, and not a mimute before.

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So James Comey was just fucking awful. I cannot believe he can walk around saying, ā€œYeah, I interfered with the election for political reasons and if I was in that situation again, Iā€™d do the same thing,ā€ like thatā€™s some kind of noble stance. Does he realize that when he says that he did it because he thought Clinton would win and he didnā€™t want her win to be tainted, he is saying he did it to help the Democrats?

I canā€™t take people acting like he was some good public servant when he was actually the worst. I think Obama should have fired him on November 8 as soon as polls closed (with a letter that contained the line, ā€œThis is how you choose not to interfere with an election, itā€™s not hard, dumbass.ā€

So, thank you, Mr. President of the United States, for firing James Comey. Sometimes, if you run around the room flailing your arms youā€™ll break something that deserved to get broken.

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I donā€™t do my job and ask that people thank me constantly. That was my point for posting.

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From now on, whenever people deny it, I will sing the new Negro spiritual:

Go down, Kardashian
Way down in Wypipoland
Tell Orange Pharoah
To let Alice Johnson goooo ā€¦

Holy shit thatā€™s amazing.

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I mean, Iā€™m glad for Alice Johnson, as there are far too many people incarcerated on non-violent drug charges in the USā€¦ especially people of color; but everything else about this is shady as fuck.

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He did it because of his own starfucking celebrity worship, not because of any moral qualms. If anything just it shows that he cares more about the opinions of fellow celebrities versus real people. This is now the second pardon heā€™s done just because one of his famous friends asked him to.

Even worse, heā€™s shown his willingness to use pardons as a weapon now by pardoning people like Libby and Dā€™Souza just because he knows it will trigger progressives, which is simply abhorrent.

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Yeah, no shit.

Also rereading my previous comment, I realized that thereā€™s a Kanye ā€œYo, Iā€™m real happy for you, butā€¦ā€ joke in there somewhere.

Iā€™m not sure that either Kardashian or Stallone would actually qualify as ā€˜friendsā€™; I genuinely donā€™t think 45 has any.

There are simply people he uses, and people who use him.

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Michael Harriot is so awesome. I love that man.

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Heā€™s good, so are a few other writers over at the Root.

Speaking of:

Fuck my his life.

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Speaking of pornā€¦

"Giuliani says people in the porn business are not credible. Trump has appeared in three softcore porn videos". -CNN

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NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch: Some women ā€œwouldnā€™t know what masculinity was if it hit them in the face."

Phrasing?

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Surely someone has put together a gif for thatā€¦

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If something hits a woman in the face, itā€™s probably toxic masculinity.

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I donā€™t even know what ā€œnot credibleā€ even means. Sure may not be credible as, say, an economist or something but thatā€™s not because sheā€™s in the adult entertainment industry. I just donā€™t get the association here. Is he saying any sex worker is unqualified to be a witness in a criminal proceeding? If he is, thatā€™s sure a creative interpretation of the law.

As far as Iā€™m concerned, Giuliani isnā€™t credible to be a lawyer.

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