A round up of Trumpian events ๐Ÿ–•๐ŸŠ๐Ÿคก


#5964


Yes, old โ€œconfuse the voters about which party theyโ€™re voting forโ€ trick.


#5965

More people turned out for the DC hockey team celebration on the national mall than the last inauguration


#5966

This is some weapons-grade awkwardness, grandpa.


#5967

โ€Do we look handsome and thin?โ€


#5968

Who needs friends when you have enemies to love?

If I were US mil personnel Iโ€™d be WTF? and questioning loyalties.


#5969

Sounds like not everyone knows whatโ€™s going on (understatement of the year, I knowโ€ฆ)


#5970

/s


#5971

Yay capitalism.


#5972

Would you fuck me? Iโ€™d fuck me.


#5973

โ€”

http://www.nancyomalleyforda.org/endorsements


#5974

Heโ€™s turning the office into a fucking TV show. JFC

I could only stand a few seconds.


#5975

http://www.lfg.co/tda/strip/226/


#5976

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present youโ€ฆ the party of family values.


#5977

In the proud tradition of eagles stuck in car grills and storm drains comes a new animal metaphor for life in Trumperica: a raccoon climbing up a skyscraper.

Seems impossible to go forward, seems impossible to go back. I am that raccoon. Every. Single. Day.

UPDATE: the raccoon reached the roof and is now on its way down. Itโ€™s too much. I have to look away.


#5978

Living in a rural prison community. Can confirm this is all true


#5979

roy-moore


#5980

โ€œsomewhere safeโ€.


#5981

I still feel like that raccoon.


#5982

:rat: :rat: :rat:


#5983