A round up of Trumpian events πŸ–•πŸŠπŸ€‘

This is some weapons-grade awkwardness, grandpa.

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”Do we look handsome and thin?”

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Who needs friends when you have enemies to love?

If I were US mil personnel I’d be WTF? and questioning loyalties.

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Sounds like not everyone knows what’s going on (understatement of the year, I know…)

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/s

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Yay capitalism.

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Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.

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http://www.nancyomalleyforda.org/endorsements

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He’s turning the office into a fucking TV show. JFC

I could only stand a few seconds.

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Ladies and gentlemen, may I present you… the party of family values.

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In the proud tradition of eagles stuck in car grills and storm drains comes a new animal metaphor for life in Trumperica: a raccoon climbing up a skyscraper.

Seems impossible to go forward, seems impossible to go back. I am that raccoon. Every. Single. Day.

UPDATE: the raccoon reached the roof and is now on its way down. It’s too much. I have to look away.

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Living in a rural prison community. Can confirm this is all true

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roy-moore

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β€œsomewhere safe”.

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I still feel like that raccoon.

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:rat: :rat: :rat:

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I’d believe that too if it wasn’t for the rest of her family like Erik Prince (brother). It really seems to me that there’s something more at work with DeVos than meets the eye. She’s ignorant but she’s not dumb. She has her agenda but she sucks at implementing it (thankfully).

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Every family has at least one dumbass; maybe she’s theirs.

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