A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡



… So, Buck, I have, in addition to what I’m doing, I have this thing which I wanna run. I wanna manage, but this was used as an excuse, even though it actually started long before I won. You know, and we only found that out through the texts. This was a hoax before. But the Democrats used this as an excuse for having lost the election, when the Electoral College is totally their way. I mean, I had to run the entire East Coast, Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, Pennsylvania. I had to win places that haven’t been won in years. I won Wisconsin. I won Michigan. I had to run states that nobody thought were possible to do, except me, and some people and some pollsters, and some good pollsters.

A genius for sure, a very stable genius.



Christ what a bunch of assholes.

I really hope this comes back to bite them.


Hey everybody, it’s okay, we can all stand down- Roy Moore says he believes in Brett Kavanaugh. I can’t even tell you how relieved I am. I actually thought Kavanaugh might not be a suitable candidate for the SJC, but now that Roy Moore has lent his imprimatur to the nomination, I’m totally at ease.




Aside from his Fence Fetish, I’m convinced this has allot to do with Boeing. They’ve been trying to sell fence tech for years now.


Unsurprising… but…



I’m sure that Morocco will be willing to help.



I loved the Guardian’s take on this:

According to Josep Borrell, the US president brushed off the scepticism of Spanish diplomats – who pointed out that the Sahara stretched for 3,000 miles – saying: “The Sahara border can’t be bigger than our border with Mexico.”

Trump wooed voters in the 2016 election with his promise to build a “big, beautiful wall” across the US/Mexico border, which is roughly 2,000 miles long.

Another one for the #nottheonion file.





Duh. 3,000 African miles are obviously much, much shorter than 2,000 American miles!


It’s that cursed socialist metric system.


Mirage Areas.


This thread.


prison bars over star

That whole being-President thing isn’t working out like he imagined.


Wow. And that ending:

“I learned this week that there is no statute of limitations for felony sexual assault in Montgomery County, MD.”


I got the story from a friend who grew up in Egypt…


Spain has already tried fences…

Given that they know they can’t secure just over 5 miles of fence (Ceuta), it’s amazing that they didn’t realise that the answer is to make the fence a lot longer and further away in another country where you will have even less ability to maintain and guard the fence.

I guess not everyone can have the genius level intellect of the US President. Thank God for America.


It was just a matter of time before 45 lost his cool and let the angry yeti come out.

Bold words from an self-admitted serial sexual assaulter along with a healthy dose of victim blaming.