A round up of Trumpian events šŸ–•šŸŠšŸ¤”

TRUMP:

ā€¦ So, Buck, I have, in addition to what Iā€™m doing, I have this thing which I wanna run. I wanna manage, but this was used as an excuse, even though it actually started long before I won. You know, and we only found that out through the texts. This was a hoax before. But the Democrats used this as an excuse for having lost the election, when the Electoral College is totally their way. I mean, I had to run the entire East Coast, Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, Pennsylvania. I had to win places that havenā€™t been won in years. I won Wisconsin. I won Michigan. I had to run states that nobody thought were possible to do, except me, and some people and some pollsters, and some good pollsters.

A genius for sure, a very stable genius.

tenor

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Christ what a bunch of assholes.

I really hope this comes back to bite them.

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Hey everybody, itā€™s okay, we can all stand down- Roy Moore says he believes in Brett Kavanaugh. I canā€™t even tell you how relieved I am. I actually thought Kavanaugh might not be a suitable candidate for the SJC, but now that Roy Moore has lent his imprimatur to the nomination, Iā€™m totally at ease.

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ouran-HS-host-club-blink-what

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Aside from his Fence Fetish, Iā€™m convinced this has allot to do with Boeing. Theyā€™ve been trying to sell fence tech for years now.

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Unsurprisingā€¦ butā€¦

johnny-carson-did-not-know-that

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Iā€™m sure that Morocco will be willing to help.

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I loved the Guardianā€™s take on this:

According to Josep Borrell, the US president brushed off the scepticism of Spanish diplomats ā€“ who pointed out that the Sahara stretched for 3,000 miles ā€“ saying: ā€œThe Sahara border canā€™t be bigger than our border with Mexico.ā€

Trump wooed voters in the 2016 election with his promise to build a ā€œbig, beautiful wallā€ across the US/Mexico border, which is roughly 2,000 miles long.

Another one for the #nottheonion file.

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tenor%20(1)

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Duh. 3,000 African miles are obviously much, much shorter than 2,000 American miles!

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Itā€™s that cursed socialist metric system.

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Mirage Areas.

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This thread.

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prison bars over star

That whole being-President thing isnā€™t working out like he imagined.

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Wow. And that ending:

ā€œI learned this week that there is no statute of limitations for felony sexual assault in Montgomery County, MD.ā€

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I got the story from a friend who grew up in Egyptā€¦

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Spain has already tried fencesā€¦

Given that they know they canā€™t secure just over 5 miles of fence (Ceuta), itā€™s amazing that they didnā€™t realise that the answer is to make the fence a lot longer and further away in another country where you will have even less ability to maintain and guard the fence.

I guess not everyone can have the genius level intellect of the US President. Thank God for America.

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It was just a matter of time before 45 lost his cool and let the angry yeti come out.


Bold words from an self-admitted serial sexual assaulter along with a healthy dose of victim blaming.

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