A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡


#7243

TRUMP:

… So, Buck, I have, in addition to what I’m doing, I have this thing which I wanna run. I wanna manage, but this was used as an excuse, even though it actually started long before I won. You know, and we only found that out through the texts. This was a hoax before. But the Democrats used this as an excuse for having lost the election, when the Electoral College is totally their way. I mean, I had to run the entire East Coast, Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, Pennsylvania. I had to win places that haven’t been won in years. I won Wisconsin. I won Michigan. I had to run states that nobody thought were possible to do, except me, and some people and some pollsters, and some good pollsters.

A genius for sure, a very stable genius.

tenor


#7244

Christ what a bunch of assholes.

I really hope this comes back to bite them.


#7245

Hey everybody, it’s okay, we can all stand down- Roy Moore says he believes in Brett Kavanaugh. I can’t even tell you how relieved I am. I actually thought Kavanaugh might not be a suitable candidate for the SJC, but now that Roy Moore has lent his imprimatur to the nomination, I’m totally at ease.


#7246

ouran-HS-host-club-blink-what


#7247

Aside from his Fence Fetish, I’m convinced this has allot to do with Boeing. They’ve been trying to sell fence tech for years now.


#7248

Unsurprising… but…

johnny-carson-did-not-know-that


#7249

I’m sure that Morocco will be willing to help.


#7250

#7251

I loved the Guardian’s take on this:

According to Josep Borrell, the US president brushed off the scepticism of Spanish diplomats – who pointed out that the Sahara stretched for 3,000 miles – saying: “The Sahara border can’t be bigger than our border with Mexico.”

Trump wooed voters in the 2016 election with his promise to build a “big, beautiful wall” across the US/Mexico border, which is roughly 2,000 miles long.

Another one for the #nottheonion file.


#7252


#7253

tenor%20(1)


#7254

Duh. 3,000 African miles are obviously much, much shorter than 2,000 American miles!


#7255

It’s that cursed socialist metric system.


#7256

Mirage Areas.


#7257

This thread.


#7258

prison bars over star

That whole being-President thing isn’t working out like he imagined.


#7259

Wow. And that ending:

“I learned this week that there is no statute of limitations for felony sexual assault in Montgomery County, MD.”


#7260

I got the story from a friend who grew up in Egypt…


#7261

Spain has already tried fences…

Given that they know they can’t secure just over 5 miles of fence (Ceuta), it’s amazing that they didn’t realise that the answer is to make the fence a lot longer and further away in another country where you will have even less ability to maintain and guard the fence.

I guess not everyone can have the genius level intellect of the US President. Thank God for America.


#7262

It was just a matter of time before 45 lost his cool and let the angry yeti come out.


Bold words from an self-admitted serial sexual assaulter along with a healthy dose of victim blaming.