A round up of Trumpian events ๐Ÿ–•๐ŸŠ๐Ÿคก


#8719

So the wall is to keep us in?

I thought if we didnโ€™t like it here, we could just leave?


#8720

Sounding better everyday.


#8721

Flying thru Miami soon? Good luck.

MIA is bad enough on a good day.


#8722

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#8723

Looks like heโ€™s hired some more ambulance chasers to the team:


#8724

Shortly after the interview ended, Trump โ€” who promoted Hannityโ€™s show on his Twitter account just before it aired โ€” posted a nonsensical tweet about the situation at the border that was lifted almost word from word from something Hannity said to him during the interview. (The tweet, intentionally or not, seems to be missing the words โ€œfrom heroin.โ€)

It turns out Hannity actually lifted the quote from a speech Trump made โ€” meaning that Trump was quoting Hannity quoting him.


#8725

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#8726

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#8727

#8728

My brain seizes up and displays a rage test pattern every time I hear Donald Trump speak, but now and then I read a transcript of his remarks and wonder," Could he possibly have said this? Can he be that incoherent and still remain president?" And then I go to the tape and sure enough, he did say it and he was that incoherent.

Donald Trump was never an intellectually gifted man, but he is declining fast and needs to be relieved of duty. Or his vital signs. Iโ€™m okay with either one.


#8729

#8730

Itโ€™s a nice dream, but I donโ€™t think future presidents will do anything like that. Thereโ€™s this fallacy that dominance-oriented leaders care about precedent. Itโ€™s the same in the free speech debate - โ€œIf we make X illegal, theyโ€™ll make Y illegal.โ€ But in truth, theyโ€™ll make Y illegal if they want regardless. Trump has never followed the rules in his life, Warren (as far as I know) has. At the age of 70+ they will just keep doing that.


#8731

Of course they wonโ€™t, but the idea that could if 45 sets (another) fucked up precedent will scare the shit out of some people.

Holy fucksocks; he just keeps digging that hole deeper:


#8732

Robert Patterson is one of the quality people that Trump has brought on board to help make America great again.

Mr. Patterson is so deeply, bizarrely wrong about so many things that I am surprised he has time to do anything else.


#8733

#8734

#8735

โ€œContagion is coming.โ€

Fuck.


#8736

OMG!

Build a wall around the garden!


#8737

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Why go to a national park in the first place if youโ€™re not interested in and have no respect for its contents?


#8738

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