A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡


Dictator speak is always sooo colorful.

I sorta miss Baghdad Bob:

“Our initial assessment is that they will all die.”

“No I am not scared and neither should you be!”

“We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.”

“They’re not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion … they are trying to sell to the others an illusion.”

“Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 26 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality, whatever this miserable Rumsfeld has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the American command is under siege.”

“Washington has thrown their soldiers on the fire.”

“They fled. The American louts fled. Indeed, concerning the fighting waged by the heroes of the Arab Socialist Baath Party yesterday, one amazing thing really is the cowardice of the American soldiers. we had not anticipated this.”

“God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.”

“They tried to bring a small number of tanks and personnel carriers in through al-Durah but they were surrounded and most of their infidels had their throats cut.”

“I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly.”

You can’t make that sh’t up! Oh wait.


This asshole’s influence will not end with his eventual removal from office. We no longer have an independent (or intelligent) judiciary. And will not have for a generation. And there is no voting these jerks out. I am open to suggestions: how do we fight this?


(trump) on Tuesday continued to push for a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border, saying his administration is prepared to “build a Human Wall if necessary.” The Hill

Exactly! If they want a wall so f’ing bad ship some MAGA hat wearing 'muricans to the border and have them hold hands in a line. Their dime. Their food. Their water. Don’sJohns.

(IK he means the Military.)


So it’s a hour long session of whining and yelling from 45 while he eats burgers?


Wait, it takes an hour to pick that brain? I think it would take longer to pick my nose than to pick the shriveled little bit of orange peel that passes for neurological tissue in that man!



From this great article:


It’s coming from inside the House!


Anyone out there taking the bullet for the rest of us who wouldn’t get through it without drinking a fifth of whisky and/or throwing a brick through the screen?


Unfortunately, my father wants to watch it, so I’m stuck with it on.

He’s lying his ass off and/or completely delusional. You know, the usual.



Thank you. It’s awful.


Yeah, it’s on broadcast TV in the other room and on NPR by the computers.

The guy’s blowing his transitions. He’s reading off the prompter like sentences before and after a topic transition are part of the same paragraph, and looks bad.

I wonder why Speaker Pelosi decided she had to let him speak.

Time for a refill.


That took a whole hour??

eta: Oh wait, they had to find it first. Never mind.


Much crazier was when they celebrated the highest median wages in something like 14 years. Basically they were celebrating near zero median wage growth since 2000. Celebrate!!!




I hope Schiff has the staff because it’s going to be an incredibly complex task.


I was thinking wheels coming off a bus, but that gif is much better.


the only way it could be more on point is if it were a brick of Russian currency thrown in that machine, and the machine was in a basement of a Trump hotel.


Schiff is still probably the person I want to hear from the least on this topic, but at least things are proceeding.