A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡

Good. More of this, please.

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The Republican heavies will wait until after the Mueller Report. If Trump looks wounded and bleeding out, it’ll be a stampede to enter.

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I sincerely hope so. May it trample him to death.

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And then end in a Temple Grandin curving line.

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No. Why soothe them before the stun?

Let ‘em panic, then give it to them right between the eyes.

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Crowdfunding payments to give those folks to leave their place in the queue would be Bad and Unethical though, right? (But also hilarious)

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It sounds pretty damn ethical to me; it’s “the market” at work.

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There needs to be a word for “Not ethical by my standards, but definitely ethical enough by the standards you’ve created to allow me to do this to highlight your bullshit and take you down a peg.”

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I think the word you’re looking for is “justified.”

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Is that transethical?

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That works on so many levels…

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Raylen’s mentality was exactly what I was thinking of.

The way I see it, TPTB have left us no real choice.

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You know that would be a fun thing to do with a powerball win.

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Mick Mulvaney, completely unironically this morning:

“This is authority given to the president in law already. It’s not as if he didn’t get what he wanted and waved a magic wand to get some money.”

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Oh, the havoc I would wreak upon the system.

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I haven’t read the story, but I have a few ideas:

  • Aimed a laser pointer at the wall of his office
  • Trail of cheeseburgers leading away from the talks
  • “If I get to three there’ll be no executive time tomorrow! 1… 2…”
  • Used long sentences
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Porn
Golf
Putin

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okay, that’s item one. what else is in the list?

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OMG Rule 34 states there must, somewhere, be Putin Golf Porn.

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And with that the weekend begins!

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