A round up of Trumpian events šŸ–•šŸŠšŸ¤”

Imagine learning that only in your 70s after becoming president. The qualifications for that job are, apparently, nothing at all.

Even if it might be true, for Trump Iā€™m pretty sure that she burned him worse by comparing him to someone else. Heā€™s like a kid who doesnā€™t even want the toy until their sibling starts playing with it.

Holy lord! Normally I assume cops are going to face some punishment when they accidentally leave their shooting victims alive to tell the story. That case was bonkers.

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I really have no idea how to interpret the combination of whatā€™s on his hand and who he killed.

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Other than, perhaps, short sighted assholes flock together?

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https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/trump-gm-reopen-ohio-plant-close-mexico-china-61758198

I donā€™t think this is how this worksā€¦

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Yeah. At any rate, it sure as hell isnā€™t going to work.

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Remember how Republicans used to be against government intervention with how companies run themselves?

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China will use the Boeing 737 Max issue in the trump trade war:

ā€œChina is looking at excluding Boeingā€™s troubled 737 Max jet from a list of American exports it would buy as part of a trade deal with the U.S., people familiar with the matter said.ā€

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-03-19/china-said-to-consider-excluding-boeing-max-jet-from-trade-deal?srnd=premium

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On the one hand, unfuck this turdwaffle. On the other hand, this lawsuit may precipitate the Streisand Singularity punching a hole into the Barb-o-verse where thereā€™s a transfinite harvest of popcorn.
:smiley::joy::rofl:

#DavidMooNes

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Isnā€™t this just basically the whole Larry Flynt-Jerry Falwell situation where the supreme court ruled the Hustler parody of his mom entirely constitutional?

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Only allowing ā€œFaith Basedā€ media to cover a press briefing? WTF is this shit?

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Soon press briefings will be held on the WH lawn in big white open air tents with snake handling, speaking in tongues, and blood letting.

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Soon press briefings will be held on the WH lawn, open only to very fine citizen journalists wearing snowy-white purity cloaks with pointy headgear to keep off the sun.

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The video also includes the start of his next sentence, which was ā€œDrawing inspiration from Reaganā€. Based on his use of the phrase ā€œgender ideologyā€, I can only assume he means pretending to not know what AIDS is.

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True, but thatā€™s shouldnā€™t be used as an excuse to provide a public platform for ā€œdebatesā€ that have been resolved a long time ago. Thereā€™s no need to debate:

  • Cannibalism.
  • The benefits of child-molestation.
  • Slavery. (Unless someone is volunteeringā€¦?)
  • Pro-rape.
  • Lobsterarianism.
  • Axe-murderers.
  • Goddamned Nazis. That should have been over in 1945.
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Maybe missed the irony intended behind that image.

Hitchens is a guy conservatives love to quote. There are liberals who have said the same thing, but it is less funny if I posted one of them.

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