A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡

[Garymon]

Can’t stop staring… such an elf.

Those boyish looks won’t do him any favors in prison.

[emo_pinata]

Someone got their phone back!

Donald J. Trump (realDonaldTrump)

I’m 90% sure he took that picture on a TV screen with his phone.

EDIT

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/biz/photo/2003/09/28/0000062872

So this is the original source (claims AP credit, but AP does not have it), it’s been spread around conservative sites.

[daneel]

He got it from Gateway Pundit

Judd Legum (JuddLegum)

Or Infowars.

[emo_pinata]

Or the chans, or any number of other sites. They got it from the Taipei Times.

[Nonentity]

@emo_pinata

He could have stated his response more accurately, but it was clearly not intentional.

Yes, it clearly wasn’t intentional that he responded to a completely different question than what he was asked, and did so in a way that was misleading at best, while under oath.

[tekna2007]

Just because it reminded me of it and I’ve been looking for a place to tell it … a month-old Slate Double-X podcast told a story about Melania at some NYU event. According to the story, someone asked Melania if her husband weren’t rich, would she still be with him, and Melania replied, “if I weren’t beautiful, do you think he’d be with me?” This goes to the Eyes Wide Open Theory of Melania.

Is Melania an Accidental Feminist?

[Missy_Pants]

Hey, Great Lakes folks, remember the 80s? Remember acid rain? Remember the pollution? Remember not being able to fish or swim in the lakes? Do you miss all that? Cuz it’s coming back!

President Trump’s budget would slash protections for the Great Lakes by 97...

[Mindysan33]

But we already FIXED them! We don’t need the EPA to protect the lakes anymore! /s

[crenquis]

@Missy_Pants

Hey, Great Lakes folks, remember the 80s? Remember acid rain? Remember the pollution? Remember not being able to fish or swim in the lakes? Do you miss all that? Cuz it’s coming back!

I remember seeing photographs being developed in nothing but Lake Erie water…

Edit: A lake caught fire in India last year:

[Missy_Pants]

Dude, a lake caught fire last week!

Lake catches fire in India's Silicon Valley yet again

[IronEdithKidd]

Yeah. Sad yeah. Yeah. Very sad yeah. Emphatic no.

The Great Lakes States and Provinces will defend our water with military force, if need be. Dammit.

[crenquis]

Has he tweeted this yet?

[chgoliz]

The reason she can’t live in the White House is because she’s too busy parenting her son in NYC. But she doesn’t even know that you show the pictures when you read a book to children.

Please, someone, tell me there is a nanny. Someone who actually cares for that kid (for both definitions of “care”).

[crenquis]

E.U. Lawmakers Call for End to Visa-Free Travel for Americans

[Akimbo_NOT]

Ok, last straw for today!

Trump may get the last word on the longstanding fight over whether almond milk...

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

[Melizmatic]

@chgoliz

But she doesn’t even know that you show the pictures when you read a book to children.

You just read my mind.

How does someone who has actually reared a kid herself not know that?

I usually avoid criticizing Melania because she’s not the problem, but:

[tekna2007]

And the endangered species have been SAVED! We don’t need to protect them any more. (Similar thinking.)

NRDC 🌎 (NRDC)

[crenquis]

@Brainspore

Maybe it’s unfair to expect much of her, but Melania is clearly not enjoying the “First Lady” role. She just read a Dr. Seuss book to a handful of sick kids and didn’t bother to show them any of the pictures.

@crenquis

https://twitter.com/susie_c/status/832291437303590914

Somebody should have slipped Jump on Trump into her hands…

[jproffitt71]

Holy crap that tweet was coherent. Trump has clearly ceded control of his twitter account.

[sosumi]

@Akimbo_NOT

Ok, last straw for today!

Nope, I think this might be the last straw
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-immigration-children-idUSKBN16A2ES

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!