A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡

[insert monkey flinging poop gif]

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Also, has anyone seen Kellyanne Conway? I mean, I don’t miss her, but where has she been?

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How can he not even know the most basic facts about the Shoah? Could this administration be more embarrassing?

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Well, don’t challenge them!

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Real-time reaction from the pool in the gif:

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I would say “No, that’s impossible.” but based on historical data, tomorrow will be worse including being more embarrassing than today.

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Y’know before 2016, I’d never felt embarrassed to be an American citizen; but nowadays it seems to be a never ending downward spiral of second-hand shame.

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I felt kind of sheepish and defensive traveling abroad when George W. was in office, but at this point I’m thinking I’m going to need a fake Canadian passport.

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but in fairness

So much #winning

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Is the cover-up a cover-up?

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Guys, I’m starting to think that Spicer might be kind of bad at his job…

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Unless creating distractions are in his job description.

If that’s the case he’s doing a great job.

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Realistically, the entire administration is a circular distraction-manufacturing machine. A well-oiled one.

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Nope. He’s back at it again.

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Is it me or do these do not sound like Trump. Something just off. Could be after work drink but, something.

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Sentences seem bit longer than normal. Less word salad. And no punctuating word at the end. But honestly, before your comment I read them in his voice and didn’t think twice about it.

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I only read them in Mark Hamill’s voice now. It helps. Not a lot but it helps.

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I’m not happy that his voice and speaking patterns are taking up some of my limited brain space. It just happens.

[Rummages for drill in desk drawer…]

Maybe if I listen to Mark Hamill reading Trump enough it will write over that memory space.

[Puts drill back for now…]

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