A round up of Trumpian events šŸ–•šŸŠšŸ¤”

Yet others still support him.

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And who would’ve thought that a person insulated and isolated their entire life by obscenely and obscenely gained wealth actually gives a shit about the rest of us?

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/210423753388208128?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fthehill.com%2Fblogs%2Fblog-briefing-room%2Fnews%2F328888-old-trump-tweet-resurfaces-in-response-to-wh-decision-not-to

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True fact: Trump crossed an old gypsy woman who cursed him to live out each of his tweets

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Wait a sec. This isn’t the original tweet, is it? ā€œwith its alliesā€ was added, I believe.

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Oh shit.

Please don’t drag the UK into this, Theresa May!

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ā€œFocused on Trump’s Successesā€¦ā€

OK, what are his successes?

I will grant there are some (Supreme Court Judge confirmation), but nothing really earth-shattering.

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As I drink a beer on this Easter weekend eve I find this article timely. Excuse me, will you hold my beer?

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He just basically re tweeted the same thing a couple of days later. This is probably what you’re thinking of:

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Oh Grandpa President! You said that already, silly!

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He’s sundowning, right? That’s why he tweets things in the middle of the night.

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President Donald Trump is creating security concerns over his visit to meet with the Queen of England because he wants to ride in her golden carriage.

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I literally think this is true. I’d be surprised if he didn’t have some form of dementia.

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FTA:

ā€œThere may well be protections in that coach such as bulletproof glass, but they are limited. In particular it is very flimsy,ā€ the source continued. ā€œIt would not be able to put up much resistance in the face of a rocket propelled grenade or high-powered ammunition. Armour-piercing rounds would make a very bad show of things.ā€

Missing from the quote: ā€œNot that were trying to give anybody any bright ideas or anything, but, you know, it’s not very secure from attacks.ā€

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I did think it was a bit odd that they’re essentially saying they think they need to protect the President far more than the Queen. But then again, this is Trump they’re talking about…

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Which one is a tourist attraction?

Follow the money…

I think I’ve found what the problem is

London Metropolitan Police have already been making plans for Trump’s visit, expecting tens of thousands of protesters to descend on the procession route. Their preference is for Trump to make use of a bullet and bomb-proof car that was previously used by former President Barack Obama.

Just tell ⊄rump that they made a new one especially for him. Use a can of gold spray paint on the trim and I’m sure that ⊄rump won’t even notice.

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Me too. I think people believe dementia looks more obvious than it does.

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Some people with early signs of dementia might even be labeled as ā€˜interesting’ and ā€˜pleasantly unusual’.

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