Nothing to see hereā¦
"Residents and local media in Russiaās Far East reported large military convoys travelling in the direction of the North Korean border since the weekend, in what appear to be contingency plans to contain fallout from a possible military clash between the United States and North Korea. "
Ted Nugent had dinner at the White House last night, along with Kid Rock and Sarah Palin, and this was the Nugeās summary of events, which is about as intelligible as you might expect.
I thought the photo I saw of him and Sarah and Mr. Rock was a Photoshop.
Please tell me this isnāt real.
The head of the Justice Department seems amazed that a Federal judge in āan island in the Pacificā was able to stop Trumpās travel ban, but in all fairness Hawaii has only been a State since 1959. Iām thinking Sessions might have based his entire understanding of Constitutional law on his 7th grade civics textbook (published prior to Hawaiian statehood).
Pictured: a man who publicly threatened to assassinate a U.S. President shaking the hand of the U.S. President in the Oval Office.
Looks like the Secret Service could tighten up their security screenings a bit.
What the hell? Trump now considers himself some sort of scholar on Asiatic history? Does his fuckery know no bounds?
Given how staunch of an ally South Korea has been this is a pretty big slap in the face. Many Koreans are really serious when it comes to matters like this.
āWhackmaster StrapAssasinā? WTF?
Shemaneās pet name for Ted?
Maybe The Donald shared some of his stash of sweet government blow with The Nuge. BRACE!!
Translation, please? 
I think itās something like āI GOT A FREE STEAK DINNER AND DIDNāT SEE ONE BLACK GUY ALL DAY! FUCKIN WHITE HOUSE RULZ!ā
American politics is now satire-proof.
Kid Rock was also there. How could you possibly make that up?
Wanna bet David Dukeās been in 'th house?
So many people thought she was being paranoid. I wish she had just been paranoid.
Not sure if this is the best place to put this, so if anyone else has a better one, let me know. But anyone who is wondering why Sessions has a bug for the drug wars:
If you ask me, this is scarier than Trump:
Seriously, what happened to separation of church and state?!?
Wasnāt Sarah Palin involved in something like that also? Something like āWarriors of Godā? I canāt recall exactly.
I genuinely hope thatās a rhetorical questionā¦ conservatives have made no secret of the fact that theyāre totally fine with a theocratic dictatorship, as long as theyāre the ones in charge of it. Their periodic freak-outs over Islam and āsharia lawā arenāt because they donāt like the idea of the government enforcing religious doctrine, theyāre because the government would be enforcing someone elseās religious doctrine instead of theirs. Burqas and halal food are abominable religious authoritarianism, but displaying the ten commandments in a courthouse and invoking Jesus to deny gay people equal protection is Right and Proper.
āCongratulations!ā
