A round up of Trumpian events šŸ–•šŸŠšŸ¤”

I’m sure the Jesse Ventura 2020 signs are already being printed up, and a Ventura/Schwarzenegger ticket would be run if it were legal. Get your shit together, America. This is fucking embarrassing.

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The very successful CEO of one of America’s largest employers? I’d gladly take him as a possible nominee over, say, Kanye West.

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Honestly if there’s one thing I hope this presidency does, it’s disabuse people of the idiotic notion that government should be ā€œrun like a businessā€. The interests and motivations of businesses are ultimately antithetical to the interests and obligations of governments. America doesn’t need a CEO In Chief. If Bob Iger ends up being the Democratic nominee, we’re doomed.

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I don’t see why.
He hasn’t yet said anything moronic about ā€œrunning the country like a businessā€, nor has he said that he wants to be president to improve business prospects.

Until he’s actually said those things, I’m not going to doom-say.

It gets even worse than this. It now also allows for a lifetime cap on employer provided insurance benefits.

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Iger being the Democratic nominee in 2020 would be so unfathomably tone-deaf I’m not sure I can put it into words. Both parties are perceived as being in the pocket of big business, more interested in their own profits than the well-being of the working man. Republicans are doing a great job of proving that out on their side, but Democrats are (theoretically) trying to re-cultivate the image of being the working man’s party. Nominating the CEO of one of the world’s biggest and most powerful mega-corporations to be their presidential candidate while trying to make that case would be an act of stupefying idiocy that will likely cost them yet another election and give us 4 more years of the Fanta Menace as the left fragments even further.

Truthfully, I don’t know Iger from Adam. He almost certainly won’t be as flagrantly self-indulgent or flat-out stupid as Trump. He may even be a fairly moderate-minded person. But barring some crazy Obama-in-2004 barnburner speech between now and the presidential primaries where he declares healthcare to be a human right, supports raising the minimum wage to $15/hr, and insists on taking extensive immediate action on climate change, Iger would be yet another ā€œleast-worstā€ offering at a time when ā€œleast-worstā€ is the actual-worst thing Democrats could possibly field.

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I get what you’re saying: that the possibility of having a CEO fighting a CEO for president would be an absurd notion on its face. It’s a symbolically bad idea. Yes, I see what you mean by that.

But another potent symbol is fighting fire with fire. If Americans are tired of ā€œpoliticians running for presidentā€ (which, yes, I know that’s goofy), the idea of a ā€˜good CEO’ taking on a ā€˜bad CEO’ isn’t a terrible one. That is, if Iger is even truly interested and is a good candidate, which I’m not convinced of, either.

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The only thing that can stop a bad CEO running for president is a good CEO running for president!

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Maybe we need to fight a bad CEO with a COO! Or maybe a CFO!

Or Al Franken, that’d be cool too.

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But we can be assured that Copyright would be ā€œLife of the Creator’s Corporation or Derivative thereof in perpetuityā€

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Just once, I’d like to fight fire with a fire extinguisher…

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We’re going to need a bigger extinguisher.

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He keeps on making a different argument than the one he thinks he’s making…

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Believe me, he meant what he said because what he said was what he said. He was right then because he’s right now in the here and now. Capisce?

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Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear/

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I posted about it earlier. The source is 4chan’s /pol/ board.

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So now, after the vote, Republicans go back and delete a promise they had made…

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